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Auto-Printable News
« on: January 15, 2010, 02:05:29 am »
Ok, as per my diet I need to actually eat breaky. And of course I would need something to read... Might as well be some basic news. Does anyone know of a news site I could point my scheduled printing towards that would give 2 pages of news? And what I do mean are article abstracts, not headlines, as I would need to read more than just the first paragraph.
Also, if not the news, anything else that would work for this idea?

And no, I am not going to bother with a newspaper subscription...

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 06:39:11 am »
Eat in front of the computer and CNN?  Or the TV and CNN? 

Why waste paper & ink?

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 06:50:59 am »
Why watch CNN?

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 08:11:37 am »

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 08:28:59 am »
Introducing The Tone Ledger, a premium 5x7 inch, 100 pg notebook designed for guitarists, bassists, keyboardists...pretty much anyone who enjoys using amps and pedals. Great for experienced musicians, hobbyists, or students just getting started.

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 08:31:22 am »

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 09:17:50 am »
Can't argue about it without heading over to P & R.
Introducing The Tone Ledger, a premium 5x7 inch, 100 pg notebook designed for guitarists, bassists, keyboardists...pretty much anyone who enjoys using amps and pedals. Great for experienced musicians, hobbyists, or students just getting started.

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 09:21:39 am »
True. 

FWIW...  I don't watch the news on TV.  I skim CNN.com and Yahoo news mostly.

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 09:23:22 am »
And anyway... my point was...  watch your news program of choice on TV or browse your news website of choice, rather than wasting resources for 2 pages of news a day.

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 09:58:29 am »

You're probably better off with your actual local newspaper anyway. 

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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 10:45:35 pm »
Ahh good, PBJ, thats exactly what I am looking for. As per paperwaste, maybe another option would be to find a news site that auto streams the news read aloud... Meh...
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Re: Auto-Printable News
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2010, 02:09:23 am »
Not exactly what the OP was asking about, but I got a Sony Reader Daily Edition - sony's ebook reader that has a 3g card and the ability to subscribe to newspapers in a digital format.  Super teh kewl if you don't want the hassle of a daily delivery, but you want the daily print news in a portable format.