I think that this thread makes Zakk cry ....

FWIW, ANY statement about alcohol that includes the phrase "the only time I've ever been drunk" completely and utterly disqualifies the poster.
Similarly if you use alcohol as a tool to 'persuade' womenfolk, then your opinions don't count.
Any woman worth her salt can sit at a table with me and put them away one-for-one.
Mrs Cheffo rocks (and at this writing is at least one drink ahead of me)!