Tell the chicks you got in a bar fight with Mike Tyson.
LOL, yeah, that was my joke when I got the biopsy done initially.
Went to use that joke with some of the neighborhood kids, but they are all too young to know who Mike Tyson is.

Hung around outside last night with all the neighbors and I'm taking the opportunity to warn all the kids about the danger of sunburns. When they ask what happened I say something like "This is why you don't want to forget to wear sunscreen". The looks on their faces have been priceless and it's a good lesson to boot.