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GTA Killer
« on: April 07, 2009, 09:54:23 am »
Finally a game that looks like it might knock the Grand Theft Auto franchise off it's lofty perch!

http://www.closerangegame.com/
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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 10:24:46 am »
LOL . . . seriously?
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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 10:35:16 am »
I can't tell if either of you are serious or not, but I hope you're each smart enough to know this isn't a real game....  :P

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 10:39:13 am »
Of course it's real.... I mean come on, it's been reported on The Onion!!!


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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 10:50:26 am »
Shardian wasn't familiar with The Onion a couple of months ago so I wasn't sure about these two either.  They're crazy enough to believe anything.   ;)

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 10:53:27 am »
 ;D 
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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2009, 10:42:37 pm »
The multiplayer looks AMAZING!!!!!!
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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2009, 11:26:40 pm »
I can't tell if either of you are serious or not, but I hope you're each smart enough to know this isn't a real game....  :P
Of course its a real game, you can play it here:  http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 11:09:19 am »
It fits so well...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdU3fKbbbu0[/youtube]

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 11:43:24 am »
I can't tell if either of you are serious or not, but I hope you're each smart enough to know this isn't a real game....  :P
Of course its a real game, you can play it here:  http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html
It's not a real console game though as they advertised it.   ;)

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 07:43:38 pm »
I can't tell if either of you are serious or not, but I hope you're each smart enough to know this isn't a real game....  :P
Of course its a real game, you can play it here:  http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html
It's not a real console game though as they advertised it.   ;)
Are you sure you don't believe the Onion is real news, because dry sarcasm seems to be lost on you  :P

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 08:23:49 pm »
I can't tell if either of you are serious or not, but I hope you're each smart enough to know this isn't a real game....  :P
Of course its a real game, you can play it here:  http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html
It's not a real console game though as they advertised it.   ;)
Are you sure you don't believe the Onion is real news, because dry sarcasm seems to be lost on you  :P
It's not my fault that people here believed the Apple Wheel was a real product and I have to make sure they aren't lining up to buy this game!   ;D

Though I do think it looks more fun than the next Duke Nukem Game.   :banghead:

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 11:22:29 pm »
Jesus . . . Madonna's got serious balls.  I couldn't watch more than about a minute of that because my ears started bleeding, but I'll be damned if that ain't ballsy. 
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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2009, 01:37:15 am »

almost fell off my chair when the horse walked in  :laugh2:

i would like this to be real, so i don't feel guilty about playing Madworld...


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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2009, 07:52:06 am »
Jesus . . . Madonna's got serious balls.  I couldn't watch more than about a minute of that because my ears started bleeding, but I'll be damned if that ain't ballsy. 


On NBC, too.   ;D




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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2009, 10:27:58 am »
For anyone that has played Postal 2, this was pretty weak.  ;)

For anyone who hasn't played Postal 2, keep your psyche in tact and skip it.

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2009, 10:45:54 am »
I still play Postal 2. Not to progress through the story, just to shoot, maim, blow up, burn, and piss on innocent people. (And give them anthrax)
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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2009, 11:49:08 am »
My M.O.:

I loved pissing in people's faces. Then I'd kick them in the gut and taser them till they smoked. After a long 'kick them when down/piss on them ' session, I'd douse their fetal positioned and crying bodies with gas and light 'em up.

Sometimes I just liked to run around with my shovel and decapitate people to play soccer.

I wonder how many people on here who haven't heard of this game are saying "WTF?!?!" ;)

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2009, 11:59:25 am »
Fun thing to do is drop grenades (with the alternate fire) in a line or just a big cluster, then fire a shot in the air and watch people run into it. Pouring gas around the area adds to the fun.
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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2009, 01:39:57 pm »
But you can't forget the joy of finding a stray cat, and then shoving it on the end of your gun to use as a silencer.

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Re: GTA Killer
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2009, 02:06:37 pm »
I like the cheat that fires the cat off and replaces it with a new one. I just start firing my machine gun in the air and watch it rain down exploding cats.
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