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Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« on: January 18, 2009, 01:28:38 pm »
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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 02:17:40 pm »
Hey! I'm STILL waiting for my promised Bagillion dollars from Nigeria too! :P
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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2009, 02:27:37 pm »
A Candian? Holy ---fudgesicle--- dude. Besides the email, there are so many red flags in the story that at some point he should have just said, "what the ---fudgesicle---," and cut out early on the deal. Instead he keeps going and going like a damn fool. Washing shrink wrapped money? Renting trucks? Plane tickets to pay for people to fly to location X in order to borrow money? Breaking a bottle of, "formula?" Then paying $120K to replace it?!

This guy doesn't qualify as dumb. This guy is the epitome of EPIC FAIL. He might as well make posters with his face and those words, that's the only way he's ever going to get any money back.
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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2009, 03:38:14 pm »
oh damn, he already had a son, natural selection didn't work fast enough.
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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2009, 06:02:32 pm »

 This has got to be "Fantasy News".

 Nobody could be this stupid.    :laugh2:

 Nice touch, the use of "Leamington"...  as in  "Lemmining-ton"


 
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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2009, 06:29:34 pm »
It reminds me of an individual who baits a 419 into carving a wooden commodore 64 for him.

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm 

You have to read it completely through.  I did and nearly bust my gut from laughing.

There is another one on the site that is too funny for words....

http://www.419eater.com/html/ahmed_sadiq.htm

http://www.419eater.com/html/george.htm

 :laugh2:

As you can see the idiots are on both sides of the fence.

Maybe NSFW.....
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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2009, 09:58:13 pm »
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It reminds me of an individual who baits a 419 into carving a wooden commodore 64 for him.

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm 

I will pay anyone here 300 dollars if they can carve a C64 out of wood with that level of fidelity (and of course send it to me). Esp if the function keys are the proper width.
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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2009, 11:02:06 pm »

That poor sap. Fortunately I just received an email saying that I won the Spanish lottery! The best part is I didn't even have to do anything to enter. I'm so lucky. So with my new winnings, I won't be sucked in to those get rich quick schemes :)

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Re: Introducing The Dumbest Human on Earth
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 09:35:28 am »
ark_ader:

Thanks for pointing out 419eater. I spent the whole weekend in tears laughing at some of the anti-scams on there. Definitely my new favorite "time-waster" site.
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