Typical computer repair scenario:
Me "What did you do?"
Them "Nothing, it just started doing it"
Work for three hours, then they come up...
Them "Well, I might've done this."
Click, click, fixed.
Me "Don't call me again"
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Here's the last phone call I got:
"Hey, I need your help. I went to a site that said I could watch movies that are new in the theater, I downloaded their player, and now I think I have a virus. What should I do?"
"I don't know. I don't get viruses. I'm smart enough not to do what you did."