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For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« on: July 14, 2008, 06:48:36 pm »
Prolly been posted before, but some of the tips in this vid may make a gamer out of you girl. (BTW, If you ever play against me, ignore the "throw the match" part of the vid, as I will just kick you azz!!)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIGdTuXn4so&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 08:49:49 pm »
I didn't hear a word she said because I had the sound turned off, but in my imagination, she was telling me about the sammitches she was gonna be makin', and the beer she'd bring me between levels.

I'll be in my bunk.
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 09:07:39 pm »
she's way too annoying.. I only made it 1:28 before muting her....
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 09:35:13 pm »
Quote from: missioncontrol on July 21, 2008, 09:07:39 pm
she's way too annoying.. I only made it 1:28 before muting her....

Luckily, mine was set to mute from the get-go
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 09:53:46 pm »
That was dumb.  She doesn't actually give any real suggestions until halfway through, and the suggestions are all obvious.  She's hot, though.  Your best bet is to play it for about ten seconds and you'll have had your fill.
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2008, 10:59:44 pm »
You guys are missing the point entirely.  You tell your girlfriend that if she doesn't start playing with you, you'll dump her for the girl in this video (show the video to said girlfriend).

Quote from: missioncontrol on July 21, 2008, 09:07:39 pm
she's way too annoying.. I only made it 1:28 before muting her....

She your problem was expecting her to say anything of merit.  Drew has the right idea, why let what she has to say ruin the video.
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 03:10:02 pm »
Shes even hotter in the follow-up

 
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 05:28:35 pm »
Quote from: pinballjim on July 22, 2008, 03:48:29 pm
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME


Its just an internet video, what other purpose do they serve?
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 07:34:59 pm »
Quote from: massive88 on July 22, 2008, 05:28:35 pm
Quote from: pinballjim on July 22, 2008, 03:48:29 pm
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME


Its just an internet video, what other purpose do they serve?

To anonymously shame or embarrass someone you dislike.
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 10:29:57 pm »
Quote from: Dartful Dodger on July 22, 2008, 07:34:59 pm
To anonymously shame or embarrass someone you dislike.

True, I suppose LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM is also appropriate   :cheers:
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 08:30:05 pm »
Granted, she applied it to all games, but did this chick rip me off?  She even uses some specific terms like "planting the seed". 

http://www.neo-geo.com/faqs/neo/contest/ssvgirlfaq.txt
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 05:13:03 am »
Quote from: pinballjim on July 22, 2008, 03:48:29 pm
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

It's sad and desperate, IMO.  Some day I hope she finds someone that loves her.



I think she'd have better luck than you with that avatar sweetpea!  Harden the ---fudgesicle--- up.
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Re: For all you guys complaining that your woman isn't into gaming...
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 11:23:38 am »
Quote from: pinballjim on July 24, 2008, 09:35:20 am
Club Ninja - how old were you when you wrote that faq? 

 :dizzy:


What's the relevance?  It's a humor piece geared towards a roughly 16-28 crowd. 
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