Hey everyone. Thanks for the very helpful replies and so sorry about not reading the sticky. I'm not sure how I missed it, I try to be careful about these things.
I actually still haven't taken a look at the model #, as I seem to have eliminated the problem haven't opened it up since (which is somewhat annoying to do frequently on the thick carpet unless someone is over to nudge the cabinet with me).
Alright, so the solution might possibly make me look yet more retarded. Should the power cable have a ground prong? I don't see any direct signs of damage or previous existence of one, but if it broke off entirely I suppose it could be there. When the guy who sold it to me unloaded it from his truck, the power cable's plug got caught up under it, bending the other two prongs. It's possible that, should there have been a third one for ground, it was lost.
I'm not sure why I never really thought of this before. But I noticed that that there were absolutely no problems when using a surge protector. Anyway, if there should indeed be three prongs, I'll make sure I hold off from playing until I grab a replacement plug.