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shardian

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« on: April 29, 2008, 01:30:18 pm »
wrong forum. Proceed with witty one-liners for the deleted thread. ;D
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Re: ah
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2008, 01:38:43 pm »
Take my wife....please!


Hmm, some classic one liners don't work so well in written form.
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Re: ah
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2008, 01:46:11 pm »
Quote from: AtomSmasher on April 29, 2008, 01:38:43 pm
Take my wife....please!


Hmm, some classic one liners don't work so well in written form.

Well, that one-liner played out in the following ways in my head in rapid succession:

1. You are begging Aliens to abduct her
2. You were using her as a shield in a robbery
3. You are begging "Bubba" to satisfy your wife's fantasy for her Birthday.

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Re: ah
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 03:52:16 pm »
Your money or your life!

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I'm thinking!
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Re: ah
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 04:51:03 pm »
- choo!
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Re: ah
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2008, 06:30:40 am »

a horse walks in to a bar. the bartender says "why the Gary Coleman t-shirt?"
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Re: ah
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2008, 09:15:36 am »
Me and the misses saw "Baby Mama" last night. By far, the funniest line in the movie was this:

"I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint."
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Re: ah
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2008, 12:00:47 pm »
What's the deal with the star wars movies (eps 1 & 2) talking about how anakin is supposed to bring the force back into balance?  In those two films, there's hundreds of jedis and like three frikkin sith.  Seems like a good balance to me.
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Re: ah
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2008, 12:07:27 pm »
Quote from: MustardTent on April 30, 2008, 12:00:47 pm
What's the deal with the star wars movies (eps 1 & 2) talking about how anakin is supposed to bring the force back into balance?  In those two films, there's hundreds of jedis and like three frikkin sith.  Seems like a good balance to me.

Well then, he technically DID balance it out didn't he? :laugh2:
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Re: ah
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 01:47:53 am »
"Money does not stink."

Name the Roman who said that and you get a cookie. (Damn pee-tax!)
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Re: ah
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2008, 03:30:35 am »
NOTICE



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Re: ah
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2008, 03:22:04 pm »
A priest, a used car salesman, and a donkey walk into a bar.

The bartenders says "What is this, a joke?"
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