"See kids, that's why you don't play in traffic."
"Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, my dick is hard and I'm lookin' for fat trucker love, over"
"gee, thanks, Duke! I almost did follow the kickball into the street. That would have been dangerous!"
"So, yeah, this is GiantFatEffinTruckDriver, is your skank ass whore mom around tonight or do I have to rustle up $5 for your daughter? over"
"Now you know. And knowing is half the battle! Yo Joe!"