I was in a whiffle ball tournament a couple weeks ago and I was the weakest link on a good team. I didn't think too highly of our chances and some kid says,"Hey, it looks like you'll make the playoffs!", and I responded, "Who cares about making the playoffs if you lose in the first round?" The kid said, "Hey, at least you get a chance." I just shook my head and said, " Bah, it's okay, my wife's an Indians fan and she can't grasp the concept either."
