That's how it is in wrestling...

[ChadTower]

I was just reading a wrestling house show report... this made me laugh until I almost wet my pants.

Ron Wright came out with a wrestler called Abdul Hassan. Wright said Hassan came from Bagdad, Iraq and was here to collect the $20,000 bounty he had placed on Tracy Smothers. He said Hassan was Saddam Hussein's nephew and that when he collected the $20,000, he was going to use it to buy instant formula for Iraqi babies because the U.S. military had unjustly destroyed an instant formula factory and the babies of Iraq had nothing to eat.

The funniest part:   This was a show in 1993.