maybe its just the married guy in me....but i dont have the wet dream like everyone seems to have about being at the playboy mansion. the reason being....every time i see pics of that place or specials on tv about it....i cant help but all the girls there are being watched by a creepy old man. hes all wrinkly and nasty and stuff....and i wonder how many girls there have slept with him, which in turn make them kinda nasty and wrinkly and all old manish. BLECH! i know hes supposed to be the stone cold pimp of america, but dude, hes all old and stuff. hes like somebodys grandpa or at least old enough to be. i know the purpose of the playboy mansion is not hef, and its all about the girls....but they seem like to me that theyve been tainted (heh) in some way by wrinkly old balls.
....yeah maybe im just married and have lost all college frat boy thought.