Author Topic: that's a WTF moment (Read 3195 times)

ChadTower · « **on:** July 12, 2007, 11:39:19 am »

I'm at Blockbuster the other day looking for a decent Xbox driving game to rent. Pick up NFS Carbon and go to the counter. The woman at the counter is seriously hot... 5-9, blonde, blue eyes, thin, very pretty. I'm standing there thinking WTF is this woman doing working as a retail cashier? Women like this don't work...

...then she smiles and it's like HOLY CRAP WTF IS THAT she had like 15 teeth and they're all pointed and at angles. I've seen zombies with better teeth. It was like a cheap comedy movie stunt.

That ever happen to anyone else?

Jouster · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2007, 11:42:31 am »

Only when I met your mom.

Jouster

Sorry, couldn't resist.

ChadTower · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2007, 11:47:24 am »

shardian · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2007, 12:03:10 pm »

Two words: Crystal Meth

That ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- is rampant here in WV. It rots your teeth out.

Chris G · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2007, 12:19:25 pm »

Teeth can be fixed... ugly can't.

ChadTower · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2007, 12:58:26 pm »

Quote from: shardian on July 12, 2007, 12:03:10 pm

Two words: Crystal Meth

That ---Cleveland steamer--- is rampant here in WV. It rots your teeth out.

My theory was crack, which does that too, but she wasn't all emaciated and unable to speak. Meth is a better guess. Her teeth were jacked up and half of them were gone.

RayB · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:00:11 pm »

So just a few more to go and she will be "perfect".

shardian · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:01:40 pm »

Quote from: RayB on July 12, 2007, 01:00:11 pm

So just a few more to go and she will be "perfect".

Hell no! At that point she might cut it off and try to sell it for drug money.

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:17:31 pm »

The new reacharound... picking your back pocket.

ClubNinja · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:46:25 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on July 12, 2007, 11:39:19 am

That ever happen to anyone else?

In college I was at this social event (school event, formal, no booze) and I noticed this one girl standing by herself off to the side of the room. Tall, slim, great legs, great butt, joyful breasts, pretty eyes, stylish hair, and dressed very very well. I had no idea how this girl could not be surrounded by guys (particularly at our college where the vast student majority was male) so I wandered over, stupidly thinking I had made the find of the century. As I approached, her eyes lit up, she straightened her dress, and smiled very shyly. I introduced myself, then she started to speak...

...and it's like HOLY CRAP WTF IS THAT she had like 15 teeth and they're all pointed and at angles. I've seen zombies with better teeth. It was like a cheap comedy movie stunt.

Exactly. Even worse, her mouth had a strong, highly offensive odor. As she continued to speak, I tried to think of ways I could just avoid her mouth and enjoy the rest of her, but jagged angles and sewer smells were too much. Thankfully, I was saved after a few minutes by a friend. She must've been an intelligent girl, and she seemed nice enough, so I'm just hoping that she's doing well enough for herself by now that she can get that business fixed.

ChadTower · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:50:24 pm »

And that's the weird thing... you would think someone with that large a drug problem would be manifesting it more visibly. You can see a crackhead a mile away... a junkie weighs 80lb. A pothead can barely make eye contact.

shardian · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:54:35 pm »

Well to be fair, the girls in both stories could have grown up in the boonies with bad well water.

Chris G · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:57:10 pm »

Where are all the UK dudes asking what your problem is with this chick?

ClubNinja · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:58:31 pm »

Maybe there's some obscure disease at work here that we don't know about?

I grew up on boonie well water and have perfect teeth

ChadTower · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2007, 02:00:18 pm »

Quote from: Chris G on July 12, 2007, 01:57:10 pm

Where are all the UK dudes asking what your problem is with this chick?

I grew up in what the boonie people call too boony on well water. Of course, we were probably boony enough that the water was clean. I also have proper teeth.

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2007, 02:54:45 pm »

Quote from: ClubNinja on July 12, 2007, 01:58:31 pm

Maybe there's some obscure disease at work here that we don't know about?

I grew up on boonie well water and have perfect teeth

I don't remember what the disease was, but my brother-in-law had it when he was younger (probably junior high or highschool age) where he was throwing up so much that his stomach acid completely rotted out his teeth (and no it wasn't Bulimia, even the hospital couldn't stop the vomiting from happening). Most of his GI tract got really F'd up (which probably caused the vomiting) and had to be removed. Since then he's had his teeth replaced, so you wouldn't even know he ever had a problem, but when I first met him his teeth were incredibly nasty.

ChadTower · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2007, 02:57:57 pm »

That's an ugly moment. You go to your hot new gf's home and meet her brother who has something that appears to be genetically spewing vomit and no teeth. Especially if he's just a bit older than your gf.

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2007, 03:07:17 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on July 12, 2007, 02:57:57 pm

That's an ugly moment. You go to your hot new gf's home and meet her brother who has something that appears to be genetically spewing vomit and no teeth. Especially if he's just a bit older than your gf.

It wasn't genetic, it was some disease he got which I recognized the name of when I heard it, but I can't think of what it is now. And it was actually my sister who was going out with the guy and eventually married him. To be fair though, at the time his front teeth (probably 6 on the top and 6 on the bottom) had already been replaced, so it was only his molars which were really nasty at the time, which at first you couldn't notice, but when you did it wasn't pretty.

ChadTower · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2007, 03:10:56 pm »

He didn't have a disease. He had found the long rumored but never verified Bea Arthur Hustler layout.

shardian · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2007, 03:13:15 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on July 12, 2007, 03:10:56 pm

He didn't have a disease. He had found the long rumored but never verified Bea Arthur Hustler layout.

He saw the very real Kathy Bates nude scene in About Schmidt. I was able to hit stop quick enough to avoid any permanent damage. It pays to keep the remote in-hand sometimes.

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2007, 03:18:09 pm »

Dumbass. You watched an unknown Kathy Bates movie. That could have been Fried Green Tomatoes.

Drop and give me 20 (posts).

lanman31337 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2007, 03:36:27 pm »

Pac-man drank well water. You sure as heck don't see no teeth on him. And as far as the snaggletooth, well, you make due

shardian · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2007, 03:51:37 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on July 12, 2007, 03:18:09 pm

Dumbass. You watched an unknown Kathy Bates movie. That could have been Fried Green Tomatoes.

Drop and give me 20 (posts).

Hey, it was supposed to be a satirically funny Jack Nicholson movie. How was I supposed to know it would suck royally AND Kathy Bates dropped her robe!

ChadTower · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2007, 03:57:22 pm »

I forgive Kathy Bates because she is Bobby Boucher's mama.

SavannahLion · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2007, 06:31:59 pm »

Not to defend skanks, but there are a few periodontal diseases that causes the exact same kind of damage you see with drug addicts.

sez · « **Reply #25 on:** July 12, 2007, 07:18:50 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on July 12, 2007, 11:39:19 am

I'm at Blockbuster the other day looking for a decent Xbox driving game to rent. Pick up NFS Carbon and go to the counter. The woman at the counter is seriously hot... 5-9, blonde, blue eyes, thin, very pretty. I'm standing there thinking WTF is this woman doing working as a retail cashier? Women like this don't work...

...then she smiles and it's like HOLY CRAP WTF IS THAT she had like 15 teeth and they're all pointed and at angles. I've seen zombies with better teeth. It was like a cheap comedy movie stunt.

That ever happen to anyone else?

I'm seriously showing my age here cause that reminds of the episode of "Growing Pains" when Mike was infatuated with this gorgeous girl. He finally gets up the courage to talk to her and her voice sounds like it could cut glass at 5 paces. His horrified look said it all.

Sorry.

Carry on.

Jouster · « **Reply #26 on:** July 12, 2007, 10:57:23 pm »

This seems like an easy problem to fix...but maybe you guys have never heard of paper bags??

Jouster

SavannahLion · « **Reply #27 on:** July 12, 2007, 11:01:14 pm »

Quote from: Jouster on July 12, 2007, 10:57:23 pm

This seems like an easy problem to fix...but maybe you guys have never heard of paper bags??

Jouster

You miss out on the hummer if you do that.

NightGod · « **Reply #28 on:** July 12, 2007, 11:40:22 pm »

Quote from: AtomSmasher on July 12, 2007, 03:07:17 pm

It wasn't genetic, it was some disease he got which I recognized the name of when I heard it, but I can't think of what it is now.

Khron's?

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2007, 12:29:32 am »

Quote from: NightGod on July 12, 2007, 11:40:22 pm

Quote from: AtomSmasher on July 12, 2007, 03:07:17 pm
It wasn't genetic, it was some disease he got which I recognized the name of when I heard it, but I can't think of what it is now.
Khron's?

That doesn't sound familier, but could be it. It's been a least 10 years since I last heard what disease it was, so I probably couldn't even pick it out of a lineup anymore. If anyone really wants to know what it was, I suppose I could just ask him next time I see him.

Jouster · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:12:25 am »

Quote from: SavannahLion on July 12, 2007, 11:01:14 pm

Quote from: Jouster on July 12, 2007, 10:57:23 pm
This seems like an easy problem to fix...but maybe you guys have never heard of paper bags??

Jouster

You miss out on the hummer if you do that.

Nah...you just cut a hole in the bag in the right position.

Jouster

ChadTower · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2007, 08:13:26 am »

I guess you've never smelled what comes out of a mouth like that.

Jouster · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2007, 11:39:53 am »

That's why you are supposed to fill the mouth up...or have her keep it closed...sheeessh, do I have to think of everything around here?

Jouster

P.S. - I was refering to using a gag...or a toothbrush (that'd be a new experience for her)...or anything else that happens to pop into your head.


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