My regular neighbor isn't in a lot, so she got herself a roommate about two weeks ago. Don't know much about her, but there was just....something.
About 45 minutes ago I heard glass shatter downstairs. Then I heard my neighbor. I have an arcade machine down there, and I was afraid she'd done something dumb. I open the door to see what's going on, and she's breaking the window on the front door! OMG WTF! I quickly go back inside since the kids were right behind me and lock it. I go to call the police, but as I'm looking out the window I see that not only is there a fire truck, but an ambulance speeding down the street towards our house.
I wait about five minutes, then pop my head out to see what's going on. She's lying on the ground. Several police are there, as well as several EMTs and/or paramedics. They tell me to go back inside the house.
Few minutes later, curiosity gets the best of me, I go back out. They're talking to her. on the front porch. I observe for a few minutes, then go back in since Kiki keeps wanting to squeeze by me and go downstairs.
Wait about 15, poke my head out again. Nobody. Figure they've all gone, taken her away. I go downstairs to survey the damage. Looks like she didn't break any of my arcade glass, but the door is all broken and the window is completely smashed. That's not good. ---smurfs--- off the street can just walk in now. Yeah...not good.
I start going upstairs, and suddenly she walks out her ---smurfing--- door! She goes on this little rampage, and she's still ---smurfing--- there! I'm backpedaling. She tells me she has no clue WTF just happened. I'm like "Uh...okay, lady, I gotta go. Kids are fighting."
I called my landlord, got the machine. Dunno what's going to happen, but I had to tell you guys.