w00t!

[ChadTower]

The problem is when they find out you're not really Derek Jeter.

[pointdablame]

yeah, he's certainly got a few fans 'round these parts.

[ChadTower]

Are any of them women?

[shardian]

most of them are already defective.  Hot? easy to find.  Sane?  not so much.

Hehe, my co-worker is single, and late '40's. He refuses to date anything other than a slim woman. I told him that if he finds a slim, good looking woman who is on the market in his age group, then there is a reason she is single. After a few nutso's he has come around to accept what I told him.

[AtomSmasher]

most of them are already defective.  Hot? easy to find.  Sane?  not so much.

Hehe, my co-worker is single, and late '40's. He refuses to date anything other than a slim woman. I told him that if he finds a slim, good looking woman who is on the market in his age group, then there is a reason she is single. After a few nutso's he has come around to accept what I told him.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you`

[tommy]

Can you really put the two words woman and work in the same sentence?    It may be work being with a woman but don't get confused, no woman will ever work. 

[boykster]

Can you really put the two words woman and work in the same sentence?    It may be work being with a woman but don't get confused, no woman will ever work. 

Whoa!  Did we flashback to the 50's?  WTF!!!!

 

I didn't realize that bigotry like that still existed.....

[tommy]

Relax, it was a joke. Sorta. 

[Jouster]

Well I for one am very happy to be married...and the investment my wife and I have been making over the last 4-6 years is about to payoff.   

My wife is about to become a pharmacist 
and will be making about 4 times what I'm making right now. 
That part kinda sux actually   
...and the part of her having the doctor title   
oh well, maybe I'll just try to find some draino to go with this coke   
 


On second thought...I have myself a sugar momma!!   

Jouster

[boykster]

Relax, it was a joke. Sorta. 

I feel bad for you....sorta....

I REALLY feel bad for your wife and every other woman you come into contact with.....

[NightGod]

Been through the wife thing already, got the two kids I always wanted and now some other poor bastige has to put up with her. Even at 28% child support, it's still cheaper than having kept her around, plus I get to buy a lot more toys without anyone to complain-hence the new Wii, Sidekick 3, Guitar Hero 1&2 w/dual wireless guitars, 37" LCD and X-box 360 in the past three months. I even kept the house, which should be paid off in a year or so, then my disposable income will REALLY soar.

And getting laid is easy (and cheap) if you know what you're doing. Much <3 for friends with benefits!

[tommy]

Relax, it was a joke. Sorta. 

I feel bad for you....sorta....

I REALLY feel bad for your wife and every other woman you come into contact with.....

I see you decided to take my comment personally and act like a fool online. Either that or you're a ---smurfette---.

[boykster]

Relax, it was a joke. Sorta. 

I feel bad for you....sorta....

I REALLY feel bad for your wife and every other woman you come into contact with.....

I see you decided to take my comment personally and act like a fool online. Either that or you're a ---smurfette---.

Uh, I didn't take it personally, I just find it amusing when people act like bigots, then say "just kidding".  Not personal, just amusing....and by calling me a "---smurfette---", I'm not the one acting like a "fool" online, that would be you, resorting to name calling.  NICE!!!

I'll do you the favor back.....

 

[ChadTower]

tommy just tells people women shouldn't work to get out of doing work.