I'd mail you a burlap drowning bag, but I don't think there's any creeks or ponds around there.
Yeah, like shorthair said, there's Tempe town lake, as well as canals, the Salt River, etc...
Not gonna drown him though, he's my buddy. He needs to lose some weight. He's close to 18 pounds, which is what triggered a urinary tract blockage. Fun stuff when your cat can't take a piss.
The movers come today, which is good. I'm so sick of living in hotels, and living out of my car.
There was a letter from the HOA waiting when we got there. The lawn needs more water.

The lawn is friggen dead. If I tossed a match, it would go up in a sec. Why the hell you would want grass in Phoenix, I don't know. Give me some pebbles and sand and a few cactus that I don't have to mess with.
