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Author Topic: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2  (Read 2747 times)

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Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« on: May 29, 2007, 08:02:13 pm »
The last topic on this was moved to post hell due to an altercation.

I would like to keep this one going so people can have the link to visit my video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM

194,000 hits so far.  Thanks for spreading the word!


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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 08:11:09 pm »

I did it once and got slapped, so I'll do it again!   :laugh2:

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2007, 08:40:49 pm »

I did it once and got slapped, so I'll do it again!   :laugh2:
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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 10:28:08 pm »
It always works out well when you re-post a thread that got deleted.  You are very wise.


Oh no, wait, you're a professional jackoff.  Too bad you aren't a comedian too!
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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 11:04:34 pm »
It always works out well when you re-post a thread that got deleted.  You are very wise.


Oh no, wait, you're a professional jackoff.  Too bad you aren't a comedian too!
Looks like pinball jim has some competition for the crown. ;D

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 11:08:36 pm »
It always works out well when you re-post a thread that got deleted.  You are very wise.


Oh no, wait, you're a professional jackoff.  Too bad you aren't a comedian too!
Looks like pinball jim has some competition for the crown. ;D

Not a chance.


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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 11:09:32 pm »
Jeez, shouldn't this be Part 3.  The original and the first Part 2 was sent on to the nether regions.  Looks like your going for the trifecta.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 11:12:16 pm »
Yeah, Saint removed some stuff from my last post and reposted this one.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 07:20:48 am »
194,000 hits so far.  Thanks for spreading the word!
My Youtube vids are heaps better than this but I don't get the hits. Maybe I should try jerking off....

Living the delusional lifestyle.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 02:27:54 pm »
194,000 hits so far.  Thanks for spreading the word!
My Youtube vids are heaps better than this but I don't get the hits. Maybe I should try jerking off....

If you do try it, use the good hand and dont use any of the rockets unless you are into that.  ;D

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 03:21:41 pm »
194,000 hits so far.  Thanks for spreading the word!
My Youtube vids are heaps better than this but I don't get the hits. Maybe I should try jerking off....

or just try posting incessantly about your dumb videos...

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2007, 03:56:29 pm »

or just try posting incessantly about your dumb videos...

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 04:25:03 pm »

What I can't figure out is why he needed the midget and the skittles.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2007, 11:36:45 pm »
Why are some of you so hateful towards me on here?  Seriously?  If you don't like my posts, why don't you just ignore them?  I really don't understand.  I only antagonize when someone attempts to insult me and if I have insulted someone preemptively then I am sorry.

So I am trying to drum up views for my video, or get a copy of a commercial I am in.  Why does that illicit such anger in some of you?

So I am proud of getting a bunch of hits on my videos.  Why does that require you to insult me?

I'd like you to like my videos but I don't mind your comments if you don't.  It's the personal attacks that are uncalled for.  Some of the comments are so venomous it's beyond belief.  I admit, I enjoyed the battle of wits with some of you so I am just as much to blame I guess.

Anyway, the reason I am writing this post is because it has crossed the line.  I have had personal threats leveled against me via PM.  Let me say that again for some of you who probably still think this is funny.  I have been threatened personally because of the attention seeking posts that I have made in the "Everything Else" section of the Build Your Own Arcade Controls message board.  Really?  Seriously?  Yes.

Anyway, I am so freaked out by what has transpired that I would like to extend the olive branch to all of you.  It's just not fun anymore.  It's one thing to jokingly tit for tat on here but if you think it is funny that my well being has been threatened then you need help.

Peace to all of you.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 01:49:21 am »
oh poop!

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2007, 01:54:34 am »
I like you Craig. I think you are funny.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2007, 09:35:02 am »
I like you Craig. I think you are funny.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2007, 10:33:01 am »
Why are some of you so hateful towards me on here?  Seriously?  If you don't like my posts, why don't you just ignore them?  I really don't understand.  I only antagonize when someone attempts to insult me and if I have insulted someone preemptively then I am sorry.

Dude.  You're the one whoring out these link saying it's funny stuff...Repeatedly...ad nauseum.  You're also the one who tells people they are outright wrong or lying when they tell you it's not funny or just utter crap.  You figure out why some people don't like you.

Oh.  And knock off the drama queen stuff, that's usually saved for the death throws of a celebrity's career....Oh....

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2007, 11:12:59 am »
My youtube video has 31 views.
NO MORE!!

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2007, 12:57:06 pm »
If you don't like my posts, why don't you just ignore them?  I really don't understand.  I only antagonize when someone attempts to insult me and if I have insulted someone preemptively then I am sorry.

So I am trying to drum up views for my video, or get a copy of a commercial I am in.  Why does that illicit such anger in some of you?

So I am proud of getting a bunch of hits on my videos.  Why does that require you to insult me?





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 Repetitive posts about your videos, dredging up PH'd threads over and over because they are about your videos, posting in random threads multiple times about your videos, plugging and plugging and plugging your videos, is spam. Most message boards would not allow you to keep doing it. Most message boards would have hammered you into a bloody pool of stew by now for the spamming. I have witnessed it several times at rgp and rgvac. bt3central would have banned you at the second posting in a random thread for off content spamming.

Based on my personal experience, you have been treated mildly on this board.

I am in full support of your "hobby". Post a thread with a link. Then shut up and let the thread run it's course. Don't get all bent out of shape if someone thinks *your* version of funny is... not funny. Don't push the threads to the point that they get sent to heck. You have that power. Don't be a spammer.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2007, 12:59:28 pm »
I welcome all opinions on my work.  If I don't agree with the opinion I will say so.  I'm not going to say "yeah! great idea!" if I don't think it is.  If I do think it's a great idea, I will definitely give props.

Don't read my whored out posts if they bother you.  It's as simple as scrolling past them, really.  It's reply posts like that that keep them at the top of the board.  Want them to die and go away?  Don't comment and give me something to respond to.

"And knock off the drama queen stuff, that's usually saved for the death throws of a celebrity's career". See, that was a clever line.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2007, 01:02:42 pm »
Don't read all those venemous and insulting reply posts if they bother you.  It's as simple as scrolling past them, really. 

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2007, 01:03:19 pm »
Don't read my whored out posts if they bother you.  It's as simple as scrolling past them, really.  It's reply posts like that that keep them at the top of the board.  Want them to die and go away?  Don't comment and give me something to respond to.

This is my typical response to a spammer.

In the case noted above, you asked the question "why?". I was honoring your question with a legitimate answer.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2007, 01:06:18 pm »
Fair enough.  I posted that before I saw your response.

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Re: Masturbation ********THANK YOU EVERYONE! Part 2
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2007, 01:41:03 pm »
No more threads on this - thanks.
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