Author Topic: paris hilton..jail time..OH MY ! (Read 3677 times)

SNAAKE · « **on:** May 05, 2007, 07:08:37 am »

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/04/paris-ordered-to-serve-45-days/

THERE IS GOD !!!!

Ken Layton · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2007, 10:46:26 am »

A friend of mine who has cable tv (I only have rooftop tv antenna) actually called me yesterday afternoon and told me it was breaking news on CNN. I thought to myself, oh yes yes yes. I wish I could have been in the courtroom dong my best Nelson Muntz "haw haw" at her.

Chris G · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2007, 02:15:23 pm »

Sadly, this is merely a resume-builder for her.

DaveMMR · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2007, 02:25:03 pm »

That's hot.

Loki · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2007, 05:58:36 pm »

Let's send her a lot of soap

RayB · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2007, 06:59:56 pm »

They only did this to detract our attention from the LA cops going nuts on that illegal immigrant rally.

Ken Layton · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2007, 08:12:00 pm »

Quote from: Loki on May 05, 2007, 05:58:36 pm

Let's send her a lot of soap

Yeh----LAVA soap!

hypernova · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2007, 09:09:01 pm »

All this coverage on her possibly (and now confirmed) doing jail time put her in my subconscious.

I had a dream on Saturday night. And I was getting it on with her. Not shabby...

But the weird part was, I made sure I had protection.

I've never done that in a happy dream. Who does that in a happy dream??? Says something about her character if I use protection in a freaking dream, eh?

hypernova · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2007, 09:09:58 pm »

Oh. And let the inevitable mocking commence.

Luigi · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2007, 05:23:22 am »

I wish I could have been the judge. He must have felt very good after that

She should have to do some work in the jail so she knows how that feels at least once in her life

markt · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:36:53 pm »

Quote from: hypernova on May 07, 2007, 09:09:01 pm

All this coverage on her possibly (and now confirmed) doing jail time put her in my subconscious.

I had a dream on Saturday night. And I was getting it on with her. Not shabby...

But the weird part was, I made sure I had protection.

I've never done that in a happy dream. Who does that in a happy dream??? Says something about her character if I use protection in a freaking dream, eh?

Hey, don't talk about my next ex wife like that!

emdkay · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2007, 11:00:09 pm »

I hope she gets the chair

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:45:07 am »

the Jail Paris Hilton petition currently has 34,336 signatures

The official Free Paris Hilton petition has 18,418 signatures

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2007, 10:25:47 am »

Is there a Stop Talking About Paris Hilton So She'll Go Away petition?

CCM · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:42:09 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on May 10, 2007, 10:25:47 am

Is there a Stop Talking About Paris Hilton So She'll Go Away petition?

Where do I sign!?

shmokes · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:41:15 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on May 10, 2007, 10:25:47 am

Is there a Stop Talking About Paris Hilton So She'll Go Away petition?

Heh . . . the petition itself would be a bit of a catch-22.

ChadTower · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:43:23 pm »

Meh, it worked in Nightmare on Elm St.

BobA · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2007, 06:10:02 pm »

I was really PO'd when it looks like they were letting her off to serve time at home yesterday but I hear she had to face a judge and he sent her back to jail and they took her out screaming.... Yes there is justice in this world.

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2007, 06:40:02 pm »

This judge is my new hero.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2007, 06:58:13 pm »

In a month she'll be one of her yachts parked off of a beach on some exotic island and you'll be applauding over someone else’s misfortune.

Even with prison, her life is still better than yours.

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2007, 07:31:14 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on June 08, 2007, 06:58:13 pm

In a month she'll be one of her yachts parked off of a beach on some exotic island and you'll be applauding over someone else’s misfortune.

Even with prison, her life is still better than yours.

Its not her misfortune I'm applauding, its justice actually being served to the rich and famous, something hollywood isn't known for.

psik0tik · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2007, 08:45:01 pm »

I thought she got put on house arrest?

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2007, 08:52:36 pm »

Quote from: psik0tik on June 08, 2007, 08:45:01 pm

I thought she got put on house arrest?

Since her original sentence specifically stated no house arrest, the judge put her back in jail.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2007, 09:45:33 pm »

yep. only did about 3 days. released early for 'medical' reasons. must remember that one if i ever end up in the slammer...

LA Times Link

edit: boy, im WAY behind the times...

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/06/08/ap3804585.html

still, alls well that ends well (",)

psik0tik · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2007, 10:28:23 pm »

http://www.goawayparis.com

danny_galaga · « **Reply #25 on:** June 09, 2007, 05:13:08 am »

Quote from: psik0tik on June 08, 2007, 10:28:23 pm

http://www.goawayparis.com

i think im going to order one of their shirts!

boykster · « **Reply #26 on:** June 09, 2007, 12:55:24 pm »

Quote from: psik0tik on June 08, 2007, 10:28:23 pm

http://www.goawayparis.com

oh heck that's funny....the video/song isn't 1/2 bad...its not 1/2 good, but still.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #27 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:52:44 pm »

hehe. a freind said this in an email:

Reuters Link

Hilton was visited by her psychiatrist, Dr. Charles Sophy, for more
than two hours on Saturday morning. She was being held in a room by
herself with a glass door that is guarded at all times, the report
said.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/quotes

Dr. Charles Sophy: "Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass.
You pass her nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples
or paper clips in her paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no
exceptions. If she attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do
you understand me?"

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:05:15 pm »

Looks like she found God: http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=3264588&page=1

Donkey_Kong · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:29:27 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on June 11, 2007, 12:05:15 pm

Looks like she found God: http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=3264588&page=1

I'l probably take heat for this, but eff it.

I think that overall, Paris is a good person and doesn't always deserve to be portrayed like she usually is. I mean, have you seen the simple life? You get to know her a little. Now Nicole Richie OTOH, now there is a bad, bad girl. Paris is like an angel compared to her.

jbox · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2007, 08:28:39 pm »

Quote from: Donkey_Kong on June 11, 2007, 07:29:27 pm

Now Nicole Richie OTOH, now there is a bad, bad girl. Paris is like an angel compared to her.

Quote

Nobody was as wild as Lindsay. But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip.

One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad.

Dexter · « **Reply #31 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:00:24 am »

Heard Jon Stewart refer to the whole 'paris hilton in jail' episode the other night as 'Shawskank redemption'. Nearly fell off the chair laughing

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #32 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:23:31 pm »

TDS has some brilliant writers.

ChadTower · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:29:47 pm »

Well, except the redemption part... she's a useless bag of garbage and won't ever be useful.

RayB · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:04:26 pm »

Even a garbage bag has its uses...

ChadTower · « **Reply #35 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:10:32 pm »

Right, to sit anonymously in a pile of trash. She's not doing that.

Donkey_Kong · « **Reply #36 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:50:57 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on June 12, 2007, 12:29:47 pm

Well, except the redemption part... she's a useless bag of garbage and won't ever be useful.

Yea..Heh thats funny Chad...

Check this out...This is the best though. Here is Paris and Nicole asking how to load plywood into the truck...

Wow That's one DIZZY BLONDE!!

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:55:39 pm »

She seems to have figured out how to move her RV, though, so bonus for her.


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