Hi,
I was playing Rayman last night, and when I switched off I put the remote and nunchuck in my lap. I lifted my arm to scratch my head and whacked myself with the bottom corner of the wiimote in my eye. Forgot to undo the strap!

I hadn't even had a few beers I could blame it on. I think our 3 year old got a good laugh out of it: he loves watching Rayman and shouts "Daaaaaah!" when they come on screen, but he nearly bust a gut laughing at me trying not to curse profusely and loudly after the , ahem, "incident".
No bruising (yet) but I'm going to phone a lawyer today and Nintendo better watch out!

I think the mental scars will be here for a long time...