I'm gonna share Bill Gate's fortune!

[USSEnterprise]

 


> To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from
> my friend
> Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she says that this will
> work
> it will work. After all, what have you got to lose?
>
> READ BELOW.
>
> SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, and I
> know
> the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow
> through
> with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action
> suit
> similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long
> ago.
>
>
>
> Dear Friends:
>
> Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune.
> If
> you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the
> largest
> Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer
> remains
> the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta
> test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will
> track it
> (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two-week time period.
>
>
>
> For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you
> $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
> Microsoft
> will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will
> be
> paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your
> address and
> then send you a check.
>
>
>
> I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this
>
> e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and
>
> within days, I received a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before
>
> the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the
> man.
>
>
>
> It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people
> as
> possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00 We're not going to
> help them
> out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our
> time.
> My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When Iwent to
> visit
> him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of
> $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full" Like I said before, I know
> the law, and this is for real.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ------ End of Forwarded Message
>
>
> ------ End of Forwarded Message
>
>

[boykster]

 

I think the phrase:  "there's one born every minute" needs to be updated to: "there's a dozen born every second".

Sheesh....

[AlanS17]

Hey, that thing wouldn't get passed around if people didn't honestly believe it could happen. 

Too bad there's not a way to educate people about this stuff. It takes more than giving them access to a good reason why this won't work. They need to be sat down and forced to listen.

[USSEnterprise]

I replied to the guy who sent it to me with a link to the snopes.com page about it

[boykster]

Someone needs to start dopes.com and post pictures and emails of people that perpetuate these things......

 

[danny_galaga]

I replied to the guy who sent it to me with a link to the snopes.com page about it

thats the best thing to do.

when i read the title i thought you were going to tell us you had malaria!

[shmokes]

I always feel bad when these things go around because it forces me to send an email to all of the employees of my company pointing out how assinine it is to fall for this stuff.  All you have to do is the most rudimentary math before it becomes obvious that Bill Gates and Microsoft would be bankrupt in days if they actually tried to do something like this.  Not to mention that Bill Gates is presumably smart and smart people to throw away hundreds of billions of dollars.

Anyway, I try to be nice about it in my emails, but I also try to encourage people to think critically about emails like this instead of swallowing the hook right off, which makes the people who already have swallowed the hook feel stupid.  Of course, they only feel stupid because they did something that was really stupid, but . . .

[DeLong20]

Sooooooo.......Has anyone recived a check yet?  I'm still waiting for mine to show up.  Hopefully it will get here by Christmas.

[Dartful Dodger]

I'm hoping Bill will put my check in the same box as those free Cherry switches I signed up for.

[jbox]

Anyway, I try to be nice about it in my emails, but I also try to encourage people to think critically about emails like this instead of swallowing the hook right off, which makes the people who already have swallowed the hook feel stupid.  Of course, they only feel stupid because they did something that was really stupid, but . . .

Bah! That's just because you're a whiner, and not a winner. A real achiever would recognise what a great opportunity this is for a huge return with little to no risk! That's why most people fail in life you know, because they don't have the drive to succeed, they don't seize opportunity to live the dream instead of as a drone! This email can be sent in your spare time. As a business, it offers the greatest flexibility and personal freedom of time. A few hours a week can earn a significant supplemental income and may grow to a very large income, making other work unnecessary. Living the American dream is easy for self-motivated individuals with the will to grow their own business. 

[boykster]

I think you channeled Tony Robbins just a bit right there.....

 

[Glaine]

I knew this was a legit deal the moment I read this line:

If you ignore this, You will repent later.

And lo, there were many who denied the free cash and were corrupted therein. And there was weeping and gnashing of teeth in the cubicle where no free cash was had. Repent! Repent lest you not fall for our clever spam-a-thon.