I'm not voting. It won't make a difference anyway.

Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes.
The best non-political current one is Dilbert. Political ones vary market to market. We don't have Bloom County out here, just Doonesbury. Sometimes it's funny, most times it ain't.
I find Get Fuzzy to be quite funny.
Marmaduke sucks. Someone needs to kill the woman who draws The Dinette Set. Seriously. That isn't funny. It's never funny. I don't see how any old person can find that funny or even care. It'd be different if they were witty observations. But they aren't. They're just insipid, pointless observations with no real comedic value whatsoever.

It isn't in our local paper, and never was, thank God. Is it still in the major ones?