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The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« on: October 25, 2006, 11:39:19 am »
« Last Edit: October 25, 2006, 11:41:50 am by mr.Curmudgeon »
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Re: The Shark just jumped Chucked Norris
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2006, 11:42:01 am »
Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge facts.  He presents realities.

EDIT:  HAHA.

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If your whole life is spent trying to make money and you neglect the people important in your life, you will create an emptiness deep in your heart and soul. I know. I fell into that trap. I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune.

The animated ads on either side of his column are big wads of cash and gold coins.   :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2006, 12:31:33 pm »
*ripped from elsewhere*

"chuck norris doesn't make jokes, he kills them." 


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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2006, 12:34:19 pm »

My favorite has always been:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2006, 12:37:49 pm »
In this article, Chuck Norris just ruined *my* favorite Chuck Norris Fact:

Quote from: ChuckNorris
"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

 :cry:


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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2006, 12:41:13 pm »

Did Chuck Norris write Jurassic Park?
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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2006, 01:20:10 pm »
Heh, did anyone else see the advertising banner for this at the bottom:
http://www.nukalert.com/

Oh man, I had to click it. We need a sister site for BYORD. (Build your own radiation detector).

BTW, here is my favorite
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
...man what a bad ass...
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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2006, 02:11:10 pm »
Quote from: shardian on October 25, 2006, 01:20:10 pm
Heh, did anyone else see the advertising banner for this at the bottom:
http://www.nukalert.com/

That CAN NOT be real?!?   :dizzy:


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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2006, 02:22:34 pm »

Duck and cover, bro.  That's all you need.
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Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2006, 08:25:23 am »
I always have a laugh at the chuck facts, bit disappointed he spent most of the time talking about god, more facts I say.
Like this one
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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