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The new Chuck Norris ?
« on: September 25, 2006, 03:12:51 pm »
A friend of mine put this video up on youtube... check it out (or don't, that's entirely up to you ;)  )

"First time ever captured on film and shown to the world - IMF World Champion John Johnson reveals his secret fighting style"



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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2006, 04:23:34 pm »
Does it ever get funny or interesting?  I watched 1/3 to 1/2 of it and  :dunno
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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2006, 04:33:56 pm »
That was pretty dumb, no offense. The guy could have at least got a real karate outfit. I owned a pair of those exact same pants like 6 years ago.
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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2006, 06:39:02 pm »
eh *shrug*  I think it would have been funnier if it was editted way down and shot more cheezy (think star wars kid)...

I guess they all can't be home runs...  hopefully they'll get better as he goes.

Thanks for checking it out.

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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2006, 06:55:06 am »
It would have been funnier if he actually drop kicked a real midget.
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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2006, 09:40:52 am »
Off topic, but it's good to see you showing your face around here again, Rampy. ;D

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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2006, 06:24:25 pm »
I kinda liked it.  *shrug*


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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2006, 07:31:05 pm »
I think the guy kinda forgot what the joke was.  His original concept -- a full-size guy part of an official midget-fighting sport -- is really funny.  But once he got into his thing the joke wasn't about midgets at all, we were supposed to laugh at how stupid his karate moves were which, unfortunately, they weren't very funny.

You win some, you lose some, I suppose.
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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2006, 10:50:38 am »
Quote from: Stingray on September 26, 2006, 09:40:52 am
Off topic, but it's good to see you showing your face around here again, Rampy. ;D

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Thanks for the sentiment Stingray...  :) 
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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2006, 04:19:47 pm »
I think he did better with his 2nd video if you care to see it

  (stick with it)

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Re: The new Chuck Norris ?
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 06:55:13 pm »
Quote from: rampy on October 06, 2006, 04:19:47 pm
I think he did better with his 2nd video if you care to see it

  (stick with it)

*shrug* 

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I kinda liked it

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