Author Topic: Shameless begging (Read 49715 times)

Bones · « **Reply #240 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:14:55 am »

Show some damn respect Chad.

ChadTower · « **Reply #241 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:30:28 am »

It's a joke. A funny. Why should having no shame generate respect?

patrickl · « **Reply #242 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:25:50 pm »

Bones,

Maybe you should stop asking for sexual favors too

tonmazz · « **Reply #243 on:** September 27, 2006, 08:17:41 pm »

Shmokes,

Well I really appreciate your responses to my questions. While I agree with a few of your points and not some others, you are correct this forum is not the place for a political discussion. You have proven to me anyway that you deserve some help and are a thoughtful individual looking to better himself. Please refresh me on where I can make a donation. Also dude, your wife is super hot in that nurse outfit. I think we can agree on that. Thanks again for the response.

Bones · « **Reply #244 on:** September 27, 2006, 09:34:31 pm »

Quote from: patrickl on September 27, 2006, 05:25:50 pm

Bones,

Maybe you should stop asking for sexual favors too

Ummm... That's probably not going to happen.

shmokes · « **Reply #245 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:46:49 pm »

Quote from: tonmazz on September 27, 2006, 08:17:41 pm

Shmokes,

Well I really appreciate your responses to my questions. While I agree with a few of your points and not some others, you are correct this forum is not the place for a political discussion. You have proven to me anyway that you deserve some help and are a thoughtful individual looking to better himself. Please refresh me on where I can make a donation. Also dude, your wife is super hot in that nurse outfit. I think we can agree on that. Thanks again for the response.

Hey . . . thank you. Click here for my MySpace page. Can't miss the donate link on the right side.

edit: fixed link. By the way, the girl in the background of my page is my wife. She's a graphic designer. It's a self-portrait/play on an Andy Warhol painting of Marilyn Monroe. She's got beauty and talent! I'm a lucky man.

saint · « **Reply #246 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:01:32 am »

Well, we've all seen bogus promises before. I think the only way to be sure this is a genuine offer is to have a neutral third party preview the pictures to be sure the offer is genuine.

I volunteer.

--- saint

Quote from: shmokes on September 26, 2006, 09:14:35 pm

Okay, Bones. FWIW, my wife says that if donations reach $1000 every donor who is interested can have cheesecake pictures that would be sent to post hell in the EE forum. Except Fredster.

Current total is $195

shmokes · « **Reply #247 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:06:46 am »

Classic.

shardian · « **Reply #248 on:** September 28, 2006, 08:19:32 am »

Hell, if the missus is willing to show herself after $1000 in donations, why don't she just go to a strip bar on amateur night. She'd have you on your way to France in no time.

ChadTower · « **Reply #249 on:** September 28, 2006, 08:20:23 am »

She's a good looking woman.

She ain't a $1000 stripper.

shardian · « **Reply #250 on:** September 28, 2006, 08:29:21 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 28, 2006, 08:20:23 am

She's a good looking woman.

She ain't a $1000 stripper.

Schmokes, this is a defining moment...do you declare a blood feud with Chad for all time, or do you concede and then sleep on the couch for all time.

ChadTower · « **Reply #251 on:** September 28, 2006, 08:31:58 am »

That's not an insult.

Who is married to a woman that looks like a $1000 stripper? Certainly none of us.

shardian · « **Reply #252 on:** September 28, 2006, 08:59:10 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 28, 2006, 08:31:58 am

That's not an insult.

Who is married to a woman that looks like a $1000 stripper? Certainly none of us.

...of course it's not an insult. BUT, when his lady reads that post, she will turn to him and say "You think I'm a $1000 dollar stripper, don't you baby?".

saint · « **Reply #253 on:** September 28, 2006, 09:03:46 am »

ChadTower · « **Reply #254 on:** September 28, 2006, 09:16:33 am »

And when he answers wrong, because there is no right answer, we laugh.

shardian · « **Reply #255 on:** September 28, 2006, 09:40:22 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 28, 2006, 09:16:33 am

And when he answers wrong, because there is no right answer, we laugh.

see what you did to him, you bastard.

shmokes · « **Reply #256 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:07:35 am »

Quote from: shardian on September 28, 2006, 08:19:32 am

Hell, if the missus is willing to show herself after $1000 in donations, why don't she just go to a strip bar on amateur night. She'd have you on your way to France in no time.

I live in rural Utah. Enough said.

ChadTower · « **Reply #257 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:20:11 am »

For once, it is enough. Utah.

shmokes · « **Reply #258 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:28:55 am »

I take that to mean that, aside from my last post, Chad always wishes I would say more. Thanks Chad.

horseboy · « **Reply #259 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:44:08 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 28, 2006, 08:31:58 am

That's not an insult.

Who is married to a woman that looks like a $1000 stripper? Certainly none of us.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I think you know which babe is mine.

shmokes · « **Reply #260 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:48:37 am »

Oh, god. We know what's coming from Drew now.

ChadTower · « **Reply #261 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:50:29 am »

Someone get Drew a paper towel.

Lewis Black · « **Reply #262 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:56:09 am »

Wow, that's wrong on so many levels.

ChadTower · « **Reply #263 on:** September 28, 2006, 11:00:10 am »

Can we get a vote on banning horseboy for crimes against everything?

shmokes · « **Reply #264 on:** September 28, 2006, 11:08:46 am »

Or, perhaps, have him killed.

thebrownshow · « **Reply #265 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:30:24 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on September 28, 2006, 11:08:46 am

Or, perhaps, have him killed.

Seconded.

But, I thought liberals were against the death penalty.

horseboy · « **Reply #266 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:31:53 pm »

Quote from: thebrownshow on September 28, 2006, 02:30:24 pm

Quote from: shmokes on September 28, 2006, 11:08:46 am
Or, perhaps, have him killed.

Seconded.

But, I thought liberals were against the death penalty.

I've missed you.

shmokes · « **Reply #267 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:35:23 pm »

Quote from: thebrownshow on September 28, 2006, 02:30:24 pm

Quote from: shmokes on September 28, 2006, 11:08:46 am
Or, perhaps, have him killed.

Seconded.

But, I thought liberals were against the death penalty.

I'm against the death penalty being legitimately wielded by the state. I'm not against personally putting a hit out on him

If we get caught we would be held responsible for our actions.

shmokes · « **Reply #268 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:37:03 pm »

DrewKaree · « **Reply #269 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:40:03 pm »

I think I saw one of those nice gals waiting for a bus somewhere.

shmokes · « **Reply #270 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:55:56 pm »

Don't do it.

Bones · « **Reply #271 on:** September 28, 2006, 06:28:57 pm »

Drew, Drew, Drew.

oi oi oi!!

sez · « **Reply #272 on:** September 28, 2006, 07:48:42 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on September 28, 2006, 02:37:03 pm

$200

Surely $200 should give these complete strangers at least a tit shot. I think your missus should pony up and produce the goods for these lost souls.

And you've inspired me schmokes. Whenever I give money to beggars on the streets of Sydney, I'm gonna ask them to whip out their schlongs just so I can make them feel a little bit more worthless than they already do.

I imagine this is how your wife will be feeling soon enough if you decide to go along with this selfish endeavour.

shmokes · « **Reply #273 on:** September 28, 2006, 08:03:09 pm »

She'll use the $1000 to buy some self-worth.

Drama.

Bones · « **Reply #274 on:** September 28, 2006, 11:41:59 pm »

Shmokes, your wife is a cutie and hopefully she will appreciate the light hearted humour shown here.

I am pretty sure nobody is seriously being nasty. (Except Chad, but we all know he is a nasty ass ball bag.)

ChadTower · « **Reply #275 on:** September 29, 2006, 07:57:15 am »

You're the one who asked to pay for sexual favors.

I tooled on shmokes and then said his wife isn't a $1000 stripper. Ooh, I'm such an ---uvula---.

Bones · « **Reply #276 on:** September 29, 2006, 08:19:47 am »

Yeah well..... well..... well you live next door to a donut shop.

ChadTower · « **Reply #277 on:** September 29, 2006, 09:10:19 am »

I live next door to a shell building without any siding or windows.

Not a donut shop yet.

shmokes · « **Reply #278 on:** May 18, 2007, 12:05:48 pm »

I just wanted to thank everyone who donated. I'll be on a plane to France this time tomorrow. I'd also like to send out an honorable mention to those who got incredibly nasty in this thread, as I'm sure it likely encouraged some people who might have been on the fence otherwise to go ahead and donate.

At any rate, my donations link drew in a bit over $300 which, while being only a very small portion of the entire cost of the trip, is still a great deal of money that I don't deserve, but have nonetheless simply because I have a lot of great friends. Many of those friends are on this message board, so, thanks again! I really doubted that my request for donations would pull in more than $30 or $50. It obviously far exceeded my expectations which is really exciting. It covered my Metro/bus passes for Paris and Nice, as well as the cost of my flights between those cities. That's pretty damned cool.

So, again, thanks. Y'all are bloody great!

ChadTower · « **Reply #279 on:** May 18, 2007, 12:41:20 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on May 18, 2007, 12:05:48 pm

I just wanted to thank everyone who donated. I'll be on a plane to France this time tomorrow.

I'd like to thank them too. For once, justice is served!

Seriously, good luck with the study abroad. It's not easy going to a foreign country and I suspect you'll actually try to acclimate yourself rather than the usual visitor expecting everyone to accomodate them instead.


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