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Mario Art
« on: September 10, 2006, 04:25:10 am »

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2006, 08:43:08 am »
That's pretty creepy looking.

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2006, 12:38:05 pm »
I love that for once Mario and Luigi actually look like plumbers.
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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2006, 12:50:36 pm »
Luigi looks like a crackhead.  :P

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2006, 01:27:46 pm »

That's pretty cool.

I like that Mario looks like Ron Jeremy.  It makes me laugh.

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2006, 02:53:06 pm »

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2006, 03:05:32 pm »
Wow the Burgertime one is awesome!



So is Dig Dug...


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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2006, 03:08:31 pm »
Why does Mario have a grapefruit in his pants?

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2006, 03:08:56 pm »

Because he can.

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2006, 03:11:19 pm »
Yeah okay, fair enough.

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2006, 03:11:29 pm »
I love the descriptions...

"Dig Dug" as envisioned by Handre De Jager. 11 inches wide, 17 inches tall. An innumerable amount of hellish, subterranean beasts are unleashed upon humanity. Soldiers trained specially in the arts of pumping and digging are sent to obliterate the foul monsters from beneath the soil, but alas; many of them perish and some turn evil themselves. It is up to an exceptionally brave, surviving soldier to stop the horror by means of over inflation.

Suddenly that game seems like more fun, after seeing the picture of the enemy inflating until his guts burst out and spray flailing entrails everywhere.

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2006, 03:19:31 pm »
Where does this cat get his artistic angst?  Abusive parents?  Lead in his drinking water?  Too many Twinkies?

Definitely the work of a twisted individual.  I like it.

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2006, 11:17:51 pm »
That man puts FAR too much effort into drawn crotches.
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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2006, 12:49:15 am »
Why does Mario have a grapefruit in his pants?

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why are you looking at Mario's package?

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2006, 07:41:33 am »

It's the Ron Jeremy association.

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Re: Mario Art
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2006, 09:45:12 am »
I thought these were the Nintendo Wii game screenshots. I was actually interested for a second!

There is a worse one floating around for Dig Dug. I found it by accident while looking for info on the history of the game. Vaguely homo-erotic is about the only way I can describe it, image can't be linked here.