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grantspain

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now my wife will kill me
« on: August 31, 2006, 11:16:22 am »
according to my post counts i make 2910 per day,my wife keeps saying i'm spending too much time on this forum and not spending enough time with her-NOW ITS OFFICIAL :hissy:
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 11:38:23 am »
Your post count is ~840. You couldn't post 2910 posts a day. Besides, galls will permanently say you don't spend time with them. And when you finally spend too much time with them they dump you for being too clingy. Been there.
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 11:58:07 am »

I don't think his wife is going to dump him for being clingy.
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2006, 01:46:29 pm »
Oh man. You are in trouble.
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2006, 01:59:52 pm »
Quote from: ChadTower on August 31, 2006, 11:58:07 am
I don't think his wife is going to dump him for being clingy.

The post title says she is going to kill him. Dumpsville would be a sweet slap on the wrist, mate.
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2006, 02:07:45 pm »
Just show her how much you care about her by shaving your kiwifruit.
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2006, 02:18:26 pm »

Clearly in this situation he would have to shave her kiwifruit since she is the one that has them.
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2006, 02:23:16 pm »
Nuff said!
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 02:42:05 pm »
I'm guessing that a few people here are missing the joke Grant was making....check out his profile...its messed up.
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2006, 03:44:28 pm »
Quote from: Vigo on August 31, 2006, 02:42:05 pm
I'm guessing that a few people here are missing the joke Grant was making....check out his profile...its messed up.


Everyone's profile is displaying wrong post counts.   It flew over the heads of a few folks in this thread though :)
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2006, 02:18:43 am »
Quote from: pointdablame on August 31, 2006, 03:44:28 pm
Quote from: Vigo on August 31, 2006, 02:42:05 pm
I'm guessing that a few people here are missing the joke Grant was making....check out his profile...its messed up.


Everyone's profile is displaying wrong post counts.   It flew over the heads of a few folks in this thread though :)

I believe it stopped to hover over a few though, no?
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2006, 02:50:30 pm »
wonder if koolmoe got the joke :dunno

Edit: doh... we need the :dunno emoticon over here....
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Re: now my wife will kill me
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2006, 07:11:14 pm »
Quote from: fredster on August 31, 2006, 01:46:29 pm
Oh man. You are in trouble.
your dead right mate,she is from sauf london and they are well hard around there
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