Author Topic: NSFW -- Philips wants us to shave our nuts (Read 8055 times)

RayB · « **on:** August 30, 2006, 07:21:33 pm »

Funny, and work safe:
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2006, 07:46:18 pm »

Unbelieveable.
Oh my God.
Your whole generation.
Gay.

USSEnterprise · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2006, 07:55:41 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on August 30, 2006, 07:46:18 pm

Unbelieveable.
Oh my God.
Your whole generation.
Gay.

agreed

shmokes · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2006, 08:00:39 pm »

God there's some funny stuff there. That's incredibly edgy for such a mainstream company.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2006, 08:02:16 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on August 30, 2006, 07:46:18 pm

Unbelieveable.
Oh my God.
Your whole generation.
Gay.

You'll never know the joys of a shorn scrotum. Your loss.

For what it's worth, it's pretty far from gay if you can get the women in your life
to enjoy your boys more.

..and I'm gunna' bet you could use the extra "optical inch".

mrC

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2006, 08:12:55 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on August 30, 2006, 08:00:39 pm

God there's some funny stuff there. That's incredibly edgy for such a mainstream company.

OMG. Click on 'The Basics' and then choose "Women prefer a well-groomed man, right?"
His reponse was exactly how I respond, when - you know- the subject comes up at parties.

Extra Bonus: Let him sit there without clicking anything for a while.

mrC

CheffoJeffo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2006, 08:50:21 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 30, 2006, 08:02:16 pm

You'll never know the joys of a shorn scrotum. Your loss.

For what it's worth, it's pretty far from gay if you can get the women in your life
to enjoy your boys more.

..and I'm gunna' bet you could use the extra "optical inch".

Body hair was good enough for Magnum PI and it is good enough for me.

The problem with the "optical inch" is that eventually she will figure out the scam.

Perhaps it is time to revive another 80s classic, updated for the 21st century: "Real Men Don Shave Their Bags".

Brilliant viral advertising.

Cheers

NightGod · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2006, 05:17:49 am »

Wow, you mean there are seriously still guys out there who don't trim their junk?

Your women must be SO depressed...

Dexter · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2006, 05:39:57 am »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 30, 2006, 08:02:16 pm

..and I'm gunna' bet you could use the extra "optical inch".

Most men with a gun obsession could

danny_galaga · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2006, 07:12:58 am »

Quote from: shmokes on August 30, 2006, 08:00:39 pm

That's incredibly edgy for such a mainstream company.

ah, yes. but they are dutch. say no more (",)

jbox · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2006, 07:47:50 am »

Rigggghhhhhhhttttttt......

SNAAKE · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2006, 09:00:31 am »

eh..I shave my nuts..my girl likes it smooth as a baby's bum..whatever

Sizzler · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:27:05 am »

For additional info, click on the animated shaver at the bottom left and then select "wherer to shave" and then "groin and posterior"

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:13:52 pm »

This razor isn't just about manscaping, it's about how you queers needed a product to shave your armpits, chest, back and legs.

RayB · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:18:18 pm »

*sigh*

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:41:31 pm »

I went to UMass. Half the women there could use one of these to shave their armpits, chest, back, and legs.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:53:16 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 31, 2006, 12:41:31 pm

I went to UMass. Half the women there could use one of these to shave their armpits, chest, back, and legs.

No they couldn't, didn't you watch the ad?

Men's hair is more coarse and this is built just for men.

They believe if they're shaving their legs with a macho product it's not a feminine act.

I think Phillips is developing a masculine vibrator they can use on themselves too.

ChadTower · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:10:21 pm »

No, didn't watch the ad. I'm at work.

Plus I'm not dumb enough to click on a link that is clearly posted as being to video and images of dudes shaving their sacks.

shmokes · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:49:48 pm »

Chad,

You must realize that this is a real product that they actually WANT to sell. Trust me, there are no such videos. You should really watch it. Even if you think men who use this are nancies, it's pretty damned hilarious.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:06:00 pm »

A guy in a robe talks about the importance of being clean shaven. Talks very eloquently but whenever he says offensive words they get muted out and a picture of a peach angled so you see the seam or a pair of kiwifruit appear.

Now I've ruined the gag so you don't have to see it.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:32:12 pm »

Hey dartful,

Who's more the "nancy"...a real nancie boy, or YOU...a boy who is absolutely terrified of nancies?

Oh, and judging by how much this whole thing seems to hurt your feelings, I'm gunna guess that Gorilla suit you had for Halloween wasn't really a suit at all. Was it?

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:34:01 pm »

That's one of your weaker attempts, Mr C. Should have sat back a bit longer on that.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:36:40 pm »

Maybe.

But I don't sit back on things. I'll save that for Dartful.

mrC

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:38:05 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on August 31, 2006, 12:53:16 pm

I think Phillips is developing a masculine vibrator they can use on themselves too.

Do you have a link or an order number?

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:39:21 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 31, 2006, 02:36:40 pm

But I don't sit back on things. I'll save that for Dartful.

Dammit, boy. I lobbed you a hanging curveball on purpose and you hit a weak pop fly.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:42:06 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 31, 2006, 02:39:21 pm

... a hanging curveball ...

I bet this shaver would help fix that. At least optically.

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:46:07 pm »

That's a little better. At least yrmom's chin would benefit.

JackTucky · « **Reply #27 on:** August 31, 2006, 03:49:30 pm »

Got to trim the 3 piece set. You don't want it to look like a muskrat in your pants.

The guido "lee hotti" set think trimming the pubes is gay. But they pluck their eyebrows.

Jacktucky

ChadTower · « **Reply #28 on:** August 31, 2006, 03:54:43 pm »

Ith tho metrothexual.

NightGod · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2006, 02:21:15 am »

Haven't met a woman yet who didn't love it, however.

And I *have* met plenty who complain about running into guys who didn't.

Vigo · « **Reply #30 on:** September 01, 2006, 02:53:41 am »

I have to agree with dat...many of the wimmins don't like a south pole forest....

thebrownshow · « **Reply #31 on:** September 01, 2006, 11:52:45 am »

Seriously, if you guys don't laugh your ass off when browsing this site, you're way too uptight. Holy hell is that funny.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #32 on:** September 01, 2006, 01:35:32 pm »

Quote from: NightGod on September 01, 2006, 02:21:15 am

I *have* met plenty who complain about running into guys who didn't.

Women don't complain to me about it, but then I guess they wont complain to the guy with the problem. Which is why I end up hearing about your short comings and lack of endurance.

Also, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but a woman who is complaining about a guy's manscape didn't just "run into" him.

None of this really matters though because what she likes is irrelevant.

Vigo · « **Reply #33 on:** September 01, 2006, 02:04:07 pm »

Sure they do....

Hi, I'm harriet, can I see your pubes?

NightGod · « **Reply #34 on:** September 01, 2006, 05:10:06 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on September 01, 2006, 01:35:32 pm

Women don't complain to me about it, but then I guess they wont complain to the guy with the problem. Which is why I end up hearing about your short comings and lack of endurance.

Also, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but a woman who is complaining about a guy's manscape didn't just "run into" him.

I'm guessing it was supposed to upset me that every woman I've ever had sex with wasn't a virgin before she met me? There's also the fact that I have female friends, as well.

And, honestly, untrimmed pubes is pretty high on the list of complaints about guys in general-it's about as popular as guys who don't shower often enough.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #35 on:** September 01, 2006, 09:38:33 pm »

Quote from: jbox on August 31, 2006, 07:47:50 am

Rigggghhhhhhhttttttt......

wrong character!

oh, and ive finally looked at this. that is really funny. lighten up wowsers

shmokes · « **Reply #36 on:** September 01, 2006, 10:38:18 pm »

Yeah . . . let me give you a little newsflash. A girl likes a pube stuck between her teeth exactly the same as much as a guy likes one stuck between his.*

*Hint: Not at all

danny_galaga · « **Reply #37 on:** September 02, 2006, 09:44:53 am »

im not convinced about the 'optical inch' advantage. i mean, most women i know dont really notice the difference between 11" and 12"...

Chris · « **Reply #38 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:42:23 pm »

Quote from: danny_galaga on September 02, 2006, 09:44:53 am

im not convinced about the 'optical inch' advantage. i mean, most women i know dont really notice the difference between 11" and 12"...

I don't think " is the right sign for centimeter.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #39 on:** September 02, 2006, 10:00:51 pm »

Quote from: Chris on September 02, 2006, 01:42:23 pm

Quote from: danny_galaga on September 02, 2006, 09:44:53 am

im not convinced about the 'optical inch' advantage. i mean, most women i know dont really notice the difference between 11" and 12"...
I don't think " is the right sign for centimeter.

centimeter? i meant FEET


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