1 K baby!

[MYX]

Today I turned 1,000.  (No thanks to ee though)
We should have cake and punch or sumthin.

[pointdablame]

Saint's gift will arrive shortly.




Hint:  you're not gonna like it

[MYX]

Is it this burning paper bag I see on my front porch?

[pointdablame]

Is it this burning paper bag I see on my front porch?

Nah, that was probably just Drew.... and I doubt he even knows you have 1000 posts.

[MYX]

But I thought that Drew was all knowing n other stuff, like all knowing. Well, I better put the fire out before it catches the house on fire...

* myx  goes outside and stomps vigorously on the bag. Realizing that he stepped on something squishy and warm, myx removes his foot and looks to see what it is. Ahh, warm apple pie. But he stepped on it, it is no longer edible. Remembering a scene from a movie he saw, he looks to see if anyone was watching, and sneaks back indside.

Crap, I hate when my narrator is watching!

[danny_galaga]

se, the correct response would have been to call for bosss7 to come and put the fire out (",)

[missioncontrol]

congrats... you are now officially a slacker

[Harry Potter]

Well done.

Your slacker training is complete. For more intense slacking lessons, someone here will point you in the right direction. 

[DrewKaree]

Is it this burning paper bag I see on my front porch?

Nah, that was probably just Drew.... and I doubt he even knows you have 1000 posts.

Who has 1000 posts?  Why's he slacking so darn much?  Get to posting nonsense!

[MYX]

Well done.

Your slacker training is complete. For more intense slacking lessons, someone here will point you in the right direction. 

Is that
Slacker High Intensity Training

Who has 1000 posts?  Why's he slacking so darn much?  Get to posting nonsense!

Slacker! 

[Harry Potter]

Is that
Slacker High Intensity Training

So you've heard of us.

[DarkKobold]

I'm not sure what this thread is about, But I'm sure it is very far from important. And very close to impotent.

[MYX]

It's about slackness. And obviously you read it in the EE thread, which I should remind you is the kingdom of righteous slackness. As stated by the church of the subgenius, slackness is the key to life. And yes I am important. Very important. Why I am so important that...well... I am just important ok?!? So there. You mere noob. I have like 20 more posts than you so there. And being that this post is totally out of controll and silly, then I will add that I did sound for Thomas Dolby  once, so I am like famous. Sort of. Ok well not really, But dang that was cool. Unlike Boy George, who is just downright wierd. 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

[DarkKobold]

I am a mere noob. You hath been registered for 4 years, and me a lowly three. In that year of 20 posts, you mastered Yoga, underwater basket weaving, selling Air conditioners to Eskimos, selling a woman in white gloves a ketchup popsicle. I bow to that which must be bowed to, hence my postulated position of penance, my undulating undulance towards universal.... uh.... uh.... unicorns.

 

[MYX]

See all of you. 1k of power and you get people talking bout undulating undulances of unicorns n stuff. (Very poetic BTW) Wow, It it is like being a senior in highskool again. But not. It is like being given the keys to freedom. But not. It's like, it's like...



This is the part where the monty python cop shows up Stop it stop it now. This has becaome far to silly and it needs to stop. Thank you... Then more about llamas.


You know, It took a really long time to get to 1K. There are folks that have 7 and 8k. (And that is not counting EE) Do you people sleep.

[Hoopz]

You know, It took a really long time to get to 1K. There are folks that have 7 and 8k. (And that is not counting EE) Do you people sleep.

Don't forget to look at the total time online for some people...  That gives another perspective instead of just post counts.