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Author Topic: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.  (Read 2138 times)

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Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« on: July 19, 2006, 02:25:16 pm »
Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead. Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead. Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.

I've been seeing this commercial a lot over the past few days. Smurfing annoying! WTF is Head On?
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 03:00:05 pm »
What the hell are you talking about?  :dizzy:
first off your and idiot

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2006, 03:55:51 pm »
It's a pain reliever (ie. Headaches) that you rub on to your forehead as if it was chapstick or something.

I've never used it, so I can't tell you if it actually works or not.

.... and yeah, the most annoying, repetative commercial ever..... BUT. You remember it!  Effective.

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2006, 04:00:18 pm »
Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2006, 05:04:04 pm »
Isn't there another product by the same people?  I'm almost certain there is.

When commercials are this annoying, you KNOW the products don't work.
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2006, 11:56:27 pm »
Yeah like that joke of a diet pill leptoprin or whatever they were selling it for $160 a bottle, pretty much saying it's so expensive it has to work.  Now there is a new commercial from Generix labs saying they are selling the product now for only $80 a bottle.  $20 says it's the same rip-off company.
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2006, 07:27:04 am »
When commercials are this annoying, you KNOW the products don't work.

And you know fools are going to buy it... :banghead:

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2006, 09:32:53 am »
My GF uses one of these things....reckons it works...could be a different brand tho, I'm not sure.  I know it stinks of eucalyptus (sp?) and makes your bloody eyes water  :P

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2006, 10:23:20 am »
sounds like a transfer of pain - stinging eyes instead of worrying about your headache

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2006, 12:26:48 pm »
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HardOn: apply directly to the penis!
HardOn: apply directly to the penis!
HardOn: apply directly to the penis!

Yeah, and that commercial gives me a need to buy that crap :P
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2006, 12:47:17 pm »
hypernova, yes I just saw the other commercial. Its a hemmorhoid solution. I just wish they'd do it like the headache crap. "Apply directly the bung, Apply directly the bung, Apply directly the bung." Would make a great conversation piece  :laugh2:

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2006, 05:31:53 pm »
Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead. Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead. Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.

It's gotta be one of the all-time worst commercials.  The genius at the ad agency that came up with this evidently went to day 1 of marketing 101, learned that repetition is an important part of making your message stick, and ran off to make this commercial.

No matter how bad a headache I ever get, I refuse to buy this product on general principle.

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2006, 09:42:10 pm »
I think thhhe  commercial for  Oral-B Brush-ups was worse...Rip, Slip, Brush, Ahh
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2006, 07:50:21 pm »
You're all wrong!

It's Activ-On.  (It was a supplemental commercial to the original one.)

You can apply it anywhere you want where it hurts.  So...
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Apply directly the bung, Apply directly the bung, Apply directly the bung."

Knock yourself out there, kiddo!
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2006, 04:10:34 pm »
If the product "is not available in stores", that's because it sucks, doesn't work.

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2006, 04:35:01 pm »
I think thhhe  commercial for  Oral-B Brush-ups was worse...Rip, Slip, Brush, Ahh
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2006, 01:09:14 pm »
prepare to Shatner in your pants..........



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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2006, 01:35:48 pm »
Times like this I'm glad I don't watch TV shows in real time.
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2006, 06:23:42 pm »
Maybe Sega can sue them for using their product's name:
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2006, 07:53:12 pm »
Heres new coverage of the commercial where they say it may be the most annoying commercial on television:  http://videosift.com/story.php?id=6593

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2006, 08:17:31 pm »
Times like this I'm glad I don't watch TV shows in real time.

Honestly, who still watches commercials? I've never seen this one at all.

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2006, 10:54:02 pm »
Repititiontiontiontion doesn't sell, Sex sells...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=Commercial&v=_KJMwm1h9SI

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2006, 05:11:31 pm »
Repititiontiontiontion doesn't sell, Sex sells...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=Commercial&v=_KJMwm1h9SI

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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2006, 06:55:46 pm »
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2006, 07:38:56 pm »
Repititiontiontiontion doesn't sell, Sex sells...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=Commercial&v=_KJMwm1h9SI
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Re: Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead.
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2006, 11:33:51 pm »
I'm not sure what that is since you have to log in to see it and I don't feel like making a youtube account, but I hope its this: 
because thats the best advertisement for power tools ever.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA!

There's power tools in there somewhere?
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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2006, 06:35:25 pm »
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