What's REALLY great is when you start getting mail to your house in your new name, you get this look of total disbelief on your face then you begin to realize the wonderful complications.
For example, that wonderful area on your applications (for everything) that says "alias" or "other names used" or even better.... the police department. It's all good if you have a normal sounding name, or even a funny one, but imagine having an alias like "Pookie" and reading that write up in the criminal registar in the paper "Joe "Pookie" Smith pled guilty to obstruction of justice, harboring a felon, three counts of weapons possesion and possesion with the intent to distribute cocaine. "Pookie" Smith faces a maximum term of 15 years in a federal prison."
A friend of mine thought he was being funny and had signed all his checks "Jesus H. Christ" for a year and a half, he bounced a $150 check and the store was not amused, they pressed charges and now his new alias according to the P.D. is Jesus H. Christ.
It's great when I get the religious types asking if I've found Jesus, now I can tell them yeah, I got his number, want me to call him up? They usually look at me like I'm an as

le, but if they only knew how serious I was about it....