Just to clarify, the hypnotise link is pretty mild. Whenever I see something like that I always wonder why they didn't just have two options, one for "honey" and one for "hunky", since this would be trivial and usually massively reduces any outcry from the other halves.
The ketchup teaser has about ten seconds of NSFW in it, but it is a lot funnier.

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