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Very Ouch
« on: March 17, 2006, 10:58:57 am »
What goes through people's minds? What could you be thinking?

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 11:02:42 am »

Clearly, dude was high out of his mind.  No thinking required, just drugs, a fragile mental state, and self loathing due to being gay.
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 11:05:30 am »
Cocanie is a hell of a drug!
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 11:09:53 am »
Can anyone tell me what Dolan said?
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 12:34:40 pm »
Great....now I have the old song "detachable penis" stuck in my head.
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 01:01:13 pm »
Quote from: AtomSmasher on March 17, 2006, 12:34:40 pm
Great....now I have the old song "detachable penis" stuck in my head.

hehe.... King Missile :)
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 01:25:34 pm »

Love that song.
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 03:29:01 pm »
Now that brings back memories!
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2006, 05:10:55 pm »
That's gotta be one of those situations when they sober up, they look around, realize what happened, and scream "What the hell was I thinking?"
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2006, 09:42:38 pm »
Yuck!
Just thinking about detaching such a vital organ sends shivers down my spine.
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2006, 10:20:10 am »
Quote from: GGKoul on March 17, 2006, 11:05:30 am
Cocanie is a hell of a drug!

Lmao I loved the charlie murphy true hollywood story
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2006, 09:42:38 pm »
At least his last name wasnt Bobbit.
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2006, 04:24:03 am »

  what a dick...
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2006, 08:45:39 am »
I'm on dialup. This looks funny. Can someone summarize what the Asshat did?
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2006, 12:08:16 am »
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
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Re: Very Ouch
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2006, 08:19:43 am »
It was Harpal!

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