Author Topic: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park (Read 16217 times)

JoyMonkey · « **on:** March 14, 2006, 06:58:16 am »

It's official; 'Chef' is out of South Park after last seasons hilarious eye-opening scientology episode:
http://www.nme.com/news/isaac-hayes/22490

Quote from: Matt Stone

"This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology, he has no problem - and he's cashed plenty of cheques - with our show making fun of Christians."

EDIT: Crap! Check out my postcount! One post off leet

cdbrown · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2006, 10:47:43 am »

He probably thought it was all ok until Cruise had a word in his ear. Oh well no more salty balls.

Daniel270 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2006, 10:48:57 am »

You gotta wonder how this will affect future scripts...... in alot of the diff episodes, Chef was the best part....

cdbrown · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2006, 10:51:44 am »

i wonder if they'll do a montage of chef, everyone enjoys a montage

USSEnterprise · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2006, 12:01:06 pm »

Quote from: cdbrown on March 14, 2006, 10:51:44 am

i wonder if they'll do a montage of chef, everyone enjoys a montage

They do?

SirPoonga · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2006, 12:33:54 pm »

Quote from: USSEnterprise on March 14, 2006, 12:01:06 pm

Quote from: cdbrown on March 14, 2006, 10:51:44 am
i wonder if they'll do a montage of chef, everyone enjoys a montage
They do?

You haven't seen Team America?

RayB · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2006, 12:35:42 pm »

What an idiot. He had no career left before joining South Park.

GGKoul · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2006, 01:22:40 pm »

I loved his work in "I'm going to get you Sucka!!"

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2006, 01:31:36 pm »

Quote

Producers have yet to decide whether the Chef character will be axed or re-voiced.

Yeah right, They're just planning a special way to axe him.

I think he should die by Tom Cruise's hands, since that what really killed Chef.

They killed Chef. You b@st@rds!

ChadTower · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2006, 01:59:48 pm »

I.E. They didn't offer me much money this time so I chose my religion instead.

fredster · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2006, 02:58:22 pm »

Chef was played out, like Token is played out. I don't think they would have gotten rid of him though. I think he had potential.

They killed the bus driver with the bird in her head. I think it would be funny if the scientologists killed Chef.

Funny how he was okay with Jesus with Machine guns and Santa killing Iraqis but he had a problem with this episode.

RayB · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2006, 03:19:20 pm »

Zakk · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2006, 04:52:29 pm »

I'll do it. They can cast me as 'cook' and we'll bash scientology until the cows come home (or show up and worship a giant cow statue). Jeez, scientology isn't even a religion! It's a science fiction mook!

Stupid chef.

Long live Cook!

GGKoul · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:04:42 pm »

Quote from: RayB on March 14, 2006, 03:19:20 pm

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:38:41 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on March 14, 2006, 04:52:29 pm

It's a science fiction mook!

I like meeding L Ron's science fiction mooks.

Luxury · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2006, 05:52:31 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on March 14, 2006, 05:38:41 pm

Quote from: Zakk on March 14, 2006, 04:52:29 pm
It's a science fiction mook!

I like meeding L Ron's science fiction mooks.

I'm sorry. The correct answer is "The Moops".

grantspain · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:17:14 pm »

I think the south park people will have a real problem replacing a washed up,sold out,has been soul singer because you don't find many of them in the States.

SirPoonga · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:33:00 pm »

heh, Ray Charles could do it

grantspain · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2006, 06:38:56 pm »

maybe Aretha Franklin,she could be chefette-chefs long lost wife.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2006, 08:03:31 pm »

Michael Jackson is now hurting for cash.
He could add a disturbing twist, instead of chef making all the women happy he could be making all the children happy.

DYNAGOD · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2006, 08:26:24 pm »

The Duke of New York - A number one!

you gonna tell me this Ho'bangin funkmaster from the seventies is a man of god?

CHANDELIERS!

totally pimpin.

Daniel270 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2006, 10:18:36 pm »

Remarkable how Isaac looks exactly like the guy who played "Chocolate Mousse" in Top Secret......

edit: it wasn't Isaac... the guy's name was Eddie Tagoe, but the resemblance was uncanny....

koolmoecraig · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2006, 02:28:32 am »

Isaac is a Scientologist idiot. That is why he quit.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2006, 06:52:30 am »

It's funny how you can loose all respect for someone right about same time you figure out they've been brainwashed into scientology. They'll never take me alive I tells ya!

RayB · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2006, 12:44:51 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on March 14, 2006, 08:03:31 pm

Michael Jackson is now hurting for cash.
He could add a disturbing twist, instead of chef making all the women happy he could be making all the children happy.

That episode's been done. One of the FUNNIEST ones too, IMO.

RayB · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2006, 12:45:35 pm »

Quote from: grantspain on March 14, 2006, 06:38:56 pm

maybe Aretha Franklin,she could be chefette-chefs long lost wife.

Sorry, but the role of Jabba the Hut has already been taken by Sally Struthers.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2006, 01:38:34 pm »

Quote from: JoyMonkey on March 15, 2006, 06:52:30 am

It's funny how you can loose all respect for someone right about same time you figure out they've been brainwashed into scientology. They'll never take me alive I tells ya!

Agreed. Although I give Beck all the leeway in the world, 'cuz he makes such beeeuuu-ti-ful music.
I was depressed for a month after I found out he was a Scientologist.

mrC

koolmoecraig · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2006, 01:58:06 pm »

At least Beck was born into it.

I am licking my chops at the thought of what they are going to do with the chef character.

shmokes · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2006, 06:19:07 pm »

What do Scientologists believe? Are they Christians? Do they believe in a robot god? Do they believe in god? Does anybody know besides actors?

SirPoonga · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2006, 06:32:10 pm »

Shmokes
First, realize Scientology was started by a science fiction writer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #30 on:** March 16, 2006, 06:58:35 am »

Here's the condensed South Park version, aparently there's some truth to it and this episode has been 'recalled' due to legal pressure from the scientologists, Comedy Central have agreed never to air this episode again and it will not be on any DVD:

Quote from: South Park - Episode 9x12- Trapped in the Closet

President:   Usually, to hear the secret doctrine, you have to be in the church for several years, Stan. [leans in] Are you ready to hear the truth?
Stan:   I, I guess.
President:   You see, Stan, there is a reason for people feeling sad and depressed. [leans in] An alien reason. It all began 75 million years ago. Back then there was a galactinc federation of planets which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu.
Xenu:   Ho ho ho ho ho ho.
President:   Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated, [Xenu gives his orders] and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, [the roundup is shown] and then had those aliens frozen. [one by one, the aliens are frozen]
Xenu:   [laughing over his plan] Wa ha ha ha!
President:   The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu's galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, to Earth, and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii. [a shot of the frozen aliens encased in ice being dropped from the orange cruisers] The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead. The souls of those aliens, however, lived on, and all floated up towards the sky. But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this.
Xenu:   Wa ha ha ha!
President:   Xenu didn't want their souls to return! And so he built giant soul-catchers in the sky! [the soul-catchers are shown] The souls were taken to a huge soul brain-washing facility, which Xenu had ALSO built on Earth. [the souls are watching a movie screen with 3D glasses] There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material [Egyptian gods, Jesus carrying the Cross, and a bronze Buddha statue are shown] whiched tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu then released the alien souls, which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they can grab onto. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all our fears, our confusions, and our problems. [Stan looks at the president, a bit awed] L. Ron Hubbard did an amazing thing telling the world this incredible truth. Now all we're asking you to do... [hands Stan a pen and some paper] is pick up where he left off.

jbox · « **Reply #31 on:** March 16, 2006, 07:15:23 am »

You forgot the part that makes it *funny*.

This is what they really believe!
(this was flashing the whole time this story was being told)

RayB · « **Reply #32 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:29:34 pm »

I loved the one where they dissed the mormons. It too was pretty accurate.

hypernova · « **Reply #33 on:** March 16, 2006, 12:37:12 pm »

aparently there's some truth to it and this episode has been 'recalled' due to legal pressure from the scientologists, Comedy Central have agreed never to air this episode again and it will not be on any DVD:

Why can't they just cite "free speech?" A friend told me it was supposed to have aired in the last few days, but wasn't. It looks as though this may be correct then.

How can a cult hold so much power over people? Can Matt and Trey really be that easy to push around? This just can't be happening.

RayB · « **Reply #34 on:** March 16, 2006, 03:48:10 pm »

Quote from: hypernova on March 16, 2006, 12:37:12 pm

Why can't they just cite "free speech?" A friend told me it was supposed to have aired in the last few days, but wasn't. It looks as though this may be correct then.

How can a cult hold so much power over people? Can Matt and Trey really be that easy to push around? This just can't be happening.

In this case, the literature associated with Scientology (aka their "teachings") is copyrighted material and they enforce those rights strictly to control who can and can't access this material. They also have lots of money to pay for lawyers.

grantspain · « **Reply #35 on:** March 16, 2006, 04:23:29 pm »

Scientology=bbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllsssssssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt,damn my cats been on the keyboard again.

jbox · « **Reply #36 on:** March 16, 2006, 04:44:59 pm »

Quote from: hypernova on March 16, 2006, 12:37:12 pm

Can Matt and Trey really be that easy to push around? This just can't be happening.

I'm pretty sure that Matt and Trey have absolutely zero to do with the episodes once they have finished making them. Every time they are interviewed and asked about the larger South Park franchise their stock answer is that although they get paid for their work, they don't really control it once it has been written/animated.

I find it extremely believable that Comedy Central basically went - "whelp, the zealots can always grab themselves a torrent, and we have no interest in spending X million dollars in legal battles for a cartoon."

SirPoonga · « **Reply #37 on:** March 16, 2006, 04:48:16 pm »

Quote from: RayB on March 16, 2006, 03:48:10 pm

In this case, the literature associated with Scientology (aka their "teachings") is copyrighted material and they enforce those rights strictly to control who can and can't access this material. They also have lots of money to pay for lawyers.

Well, considering most of what L Ron wrote for Scientology was in the 1950s it will soon be out of copyright.

hypernova · « **Reply #38 on:** March 16, 2006, 05:26:19 pm »

Do any other religions copyright their material?

Isn't the purpose of copyrighting for profiting off of whatever is copyrighted? When was it copyrighted?
I suppose that's a good reason to stop the episode.

It is one of the highest rated/praised episodes, I've read.

Hey, that dang South Park is profiting off our ideas! Get 'em!

Everyone capitalizes the words. I refuse to do that. The religion or the people who are in it. I'll never recognize it as a religion.

fredster · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2006, 10:48:15 am »

This is the best from Matt and Trey, this is after cable net pulled the episode.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Now think about that. Jesus could use m16's to kill Iraqis with no problems from people, but when some made up religion (to get out of paying taxes) is rIdiculed because it's so stupid people go crazy.

ALL Hail Xenu


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