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Author Topic: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.  (Read 1590 times)

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Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« on: March 07, 2006, 12:03:06 pm »
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2006, 12:16:17 pm »

Natural selection.  Hang a sword over your head and it may kill you.

Damocles was right.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2006, 12:48:38 pm »
Swords don't kill people, bouncing balls kill people.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2006, 12:52:02 pm »

Bouncing balls don't kill people, gravity kills people.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 01:05:09 pm »
Gravity doesn't kill people, the need to have blood continue to pump through your veins kills people.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 01:08:24 pm »

The need to have blood continually pumping through your veins doesn't kill people, the need for oxygen kills people.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006, 01:11:42 pm »
Touche'
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2006, 01:39:15 pm »
Darwin would be proud
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2006, 03:12:48 pm »
i wish i had a sword to hang on my wall.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2006, 03:25:50 pm »
This guy wishes he had a wall on which to hang his sword.

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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2006, 03:30:37 pm »
theres still some wall thats upright that he could use.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2006, 04:15:14 pm »

First, give him some pants and a sandwich.

Then mug him for some pants, a sandwich, and half a wall.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2006, 07:29:45 am »
Now there's a story that's just riddled with good parenting ;D
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2006, 07:55:33 am »
do you really think that this actually happened?? ok the circumastances could be made and stranger thnigs have happened before (george W Bush had children for example) it was more like siblings were playing with Sword and swung it a bit hard and killed brother (by accident) that sounds more plausable to me?? but i am skeptical 
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2006, 09:29:55 am »
I can see it.  Asshat has some pirate swords or some "super teh kewl Chinese fighting swords" hanging on his wall, brother throws the ball, kid misses it, it hits the wall, he ducks and turns his head to see if something's falling, sword is razor sharp from never being actually used (and in a teenager's room ::) ), and falls as he's moving to get out of the way.  Blood loss.  Die.
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Re: Now I understand when parents say don't play ball in the house.
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2006, 09:49:23 am »

Swords are rarely sold sharpened for exactly that reason... not by competent sellers, anyway.
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