The women in St. George are better than the women here in Texas! I think that's a Utah secret or something. Never would have guessed.
This is true. Utah, especially St. George, has a disproportionate amount of hotties. Sadly they are, for the most part, unstable. They consider themselves old maids if they're not married by 22, LOVE ice cream, have root-beer float parties and act drunk in place of actually getting drunk. And so on. But they make great eye-candy in St. George thanks in part to the heat.