Why is it whenever someone sees an image of a person, it's always Jesus or Mary? HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER NOTICED THIS?
Why doesn't the face of Joe Schmoe from down the street or family acquaintance Jane Doe ever come up?

"me thinkst it is a weasel"
actually, it very obviously is an image stolen from the shroud of Turin. He couldn't even make his own fake jebus, he had to steal someone elses fake jebus...
edit" my mistake. the pic of the shroud of turin actually has written on it "the shroud of turin". i guess to inspire you into thinking the smudge on the packaging is jebus. so then, i return to the bards quote...