Ok, my first foray into EE and I should have expected things to degenerate.
People are reading too far into my rant.
For the PhD question, 4-6 years is fairly common in Biosciences for getting a PhD without getting a masters ahead of time and starting a new project. Under 4 years is really, REALLY hard without prior work that you've done that can be thrown into it. I went onto grad school straight out of undergrad after doing internships over the summer because multiple higher ups at companies I met at a conference told me I would need it later on, so it would be better to get it now, when I wouldn't need to support a wife/family. So I did...in Biotech it will end up that I can hit a ceiling I can't go past without a PhD. It will occur when I'm most likely 50-55, but it's past when I can reasonably get a PhD. So as for biosciences, PhD's are actually pretty important for doing anytype of research job/etc. I'm aware this isn't true for other fields, especially humanities, but for my particular field it's very important to get where I want to be in 20-30 years. Phew, anyway.
I'm not expecting someone to 'give me' a great job, great pay, etc. I want a job that wouldn't relegate me to washing glassware, etc. Essentially, I have the technical skills many jobs are calling for, but lack 'pharmaceutical experience' in using those skills. As I said, I had a f-ed up PhD so I got to run a project, etc., so I was hoping that that experience would give me a leg up.
That being said, as someone mentioned I AM working in one of the labs I worked in during my PhD work currently. However I don't want to stay there and would like a biopharma job. The basic thing is getting into an office and getting someone to hire me for these positions which I'm kind of shooting at in the dark because I can't tell what I'm over/under/perfectly qualified for. There seems to be things I'm way overqualified for, or things I'm way underqualified for...so it's making it hard.
When I wrote that email, it was after searching for 2 hours for positions to apply to and finding one. The next day I located 15 and ended up applying for over 25 positions last week. Some higher, some lower, so hopefully something will turn up.
Anyway, thanks for those that were helpful, those that just wanted to be mean and stuff...no reason to even reply

. Dont really care about people that need to be mean/etc. online. Being frank and not an ass about it works wonders, and I understand what people have said and am taking it into account in my search.
So...thanks all, appreciate it. I won't rant again...I learned my lesson

...I'll stick to the arcade stuff.