Aren't there enough Guerrillas in Ireland?
"Trick or Treat"
"here, a warm beer"
"aw, man, another one, this sucks"
"okay, laddie, have a rock"
"What do I do with a rock"
"duck"
"Ya bloody bastard, you almost got me"
"Okay, okay, fine, have this"
"What's that then"
"a car bomb"