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Author Topic: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...  (Read 1897 times)

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Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« on: January 20, 2006, 12:08:54 pm »
http://dawn.jpl.nasa.gov/DawnCommunity/Sendname2asteroid/index_asteroid_blt.aspx

NASA does some neat stuff.  Heres a chance to get your name recorded on a chip going into space.

They've done a few of these... My family's names are on Mars, smashed on a comet...

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 12:16:25 pm »

I want an image of ---my bottom--- sent into space so that future intelligences can ---display unending love for my bottom--- too.

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 02:59:19 pm »
Hmm....the most cryptic use of the autocensor yet.
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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2006, 03:10:16 pm »

Whoa, yeah, that is pretty bad.

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2006, 09:44:02 pm »
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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 01:13:33 am »
I don't want to be the one that when having his name added, creates a string of characters that means "COME AND F#$K THE S#$T OUT OF OUR AS#$S" in some remote cosmic language.


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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2006, 09:15:39 pm »
I really dont want the aliens to know my name while theyre anally probe raping me.."its ok eric we dont mean to hurt you with this. 3 feet of steel rod isnt as big as it sounds"
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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 10:43:42 pm »
Sometimes not even I know what I've done with the auto-censor....

Well, to decensor, what I said was that I would like a picture of my behind sent into space so that future intelligences can place their lips firmly upon it and show their affection.

But the autocensor made it so much funnier.

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2006, 08:58:48 pm »
---my bottom---

---display unending love for my bottom---

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2006, 09:43:45 pm »
I think it's hilarious that everyone who is abducted by aliens gets an anal probe shoved up their asses.  WTF?  They're advanced enough to travel hundreds of millions of lightyears to visit us, but they haven't even developed the virtual colonoscopy yet?  They've got 24th century transportation technology, but only 19th century medicine?
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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2006, 01:26:24 am »
I think it's hilarious that everyone who is abducted by aliens gets an anal probe shoved up their asses.  WTF?  They're advanced enough to travel hundreds of millions of lightyears to visit us, but they haven't even developed the virtual colonoscopy yet?  They've got 24th century transportation technology, but only 19th century medicine?

This is virtual colonoscopy in the 24th century. Much more fun (if you're an alien)  ;D

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2006, 07:20:49 am »
I think it's hilarious that everyone who is abducted by aliens gets an anal probe shoved up their asses.  WTF?  They're advanced enough to travel hundreds of millions of lightyears to visit us, but they haven't even developed the virtual colonoscopy yet?  They've got 24th century transportation technology, but only 19th century medicine?
It's all about showing them who is boss. That is the first thing I would do if I travelled to another world. Grab their leader and rectal violate him.

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2006, 07:52:21 am »
I don't ever wish to meet any aliens

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2006, 07:58:07 am »
You say that now but once they promise to take you to a place where you won't grow any older and you ain't never gunna die, I reckon you would have your pants off pretty quick.

That is if you are still wearing pants this far into the conversation....
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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2006, 08:24:21 am »
I don't ever wish to meet any aliens
Then stay away from Mexico
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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2006, 09:08:23 am »
I think it's hilarious that everyone who is abducted by aliens gets an anal probe shoved up their asses.  WTF?  They're advanced enough to travel hundreds of millions of lightyears to visit us, but they haven't even developed the virtual colonoscopy yet?  They've got 24th century transportation technology, but only 19th century medicine?

Maybe they are just travelling the galaxy looking for new and creative anuses to rape.

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2006, 09:24:02 am »
Why do you think ET's finger was so long with a light at the end? Heyooooooo!
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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2006, 09:38:53 am »
Why do you think ET's finger was so long with a light at the end? Heyooooooo!

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2006, 09:39:21 am »
No movie poster this time?

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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2006, 01:24:39 pm »
Why do you think ET's finger was so long with a light at the end? Heyooooooo!

far out man. post of the day.  :D

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Re: Kinda Cheesy, but hey...
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2006, 01:36:47 pm »
Know how two dogs sniff each other when they meet?  Maybe it's how they "shake hands"