Author Topic: Love it or Hate it: CLERKS 2 is coming (Read 2294 times)

mr.Curmudgeon · « **on:** January 11, 2006, 01:35:41 pm »

http://www.clerks2.com/teaser/

Omg. Rosario Dawson is H.O.T!!

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #1 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:36:17 pm »

You could also completely disregard it. That's what I'll probably do.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:37:36 pm »

Doesn't fit in the thread title...too long.

mrC

GGKoul · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:41:54 pm »

DANTE
      How many ---Deutsche Frankfurters--- have you sucked?!

            VERONICA
      Let it go...

            DANTE
      HOW MANY?

            VERONICA
      All right! Shut up a second and
      I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't
      freak like this when you told me
      how many girls you ---fouled up beyond all recognition---.

            DANTE
      This is different. This is important.
      How many?!

   She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
   a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.

            DANTE
      Well...?

            VERONICA
         (half-mumbled)
      Something like thirty-six.

            DANTE
      WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?

                           26.

            VERONICA
      Lower your voice!

            DANTE
      What the hell is that anyway,
      "something like thirty-six?" Does
      that include me?

            VERONICA
      Um. Thirty-seven.

            DANTE
      I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

            VERONICA
         (walking away)
      I'm going to class.

            DANTE
      Thirty-seven?!
         (to CUSTOMER)
      My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
      ---Deutsche Frankfurters---!

            CUSTOMER
      In a row?

ChadTower · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:42:05 pm »

I saw the first one about a hundred years ago but all I really remember is dude getting pissed when he found out his girl liked to go down on a lot of guys.

EDIT: yeah, that

Nailz · « **Reply #5 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:50:00 pm »

This movie is going to suck harder that Veronica did, at least 37 times....

The first movie was great, there is no way this one will live up to it.

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:50:54 pm »

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the concession stand.

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** January 11, 2006, 01:59:28 pm »

I never saw the first one.

-S

c64rulez · « **Reply #8 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:08:53 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on January 11, 2006, 01:59:28 pm

I never saw the first one.

-S

Tell me you're lying

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:10:25 pm »

Mallrats is my favorite Kevin Smith film.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA."
"That kid back on the escalator!"

Clerks was cool for what it was, a self-funded indie romp, inspirational for people who want to make films. Other than that, Smith is mostly a one-trick pony.

mrC

JonnyBoy · « **Reply #10 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:26:33 pm »

Yeah, but Dogma was good fun, even though Ben Affleck is in it.

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:29:08 pm »

Cut Ben Affleck some slack, he was in one of the greatest things of all time, and for that we should all bow down before him.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #12 on:** January 11, 2006, 02:31:24 pm »

Quote from: JonnyBoy on January 11, 2006, 02:26:33 pm

Yeah, but Dogma was good fun, even though Ben Affleck is in it.

Dogma disappointed me, but I had high expectations going in, being an avid fan of Armageddon (the event, NOT the movie) and all. The standard for dark-comedy about the end-times was set by the Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett novel "Good Omens", and Dogma was no Good Omens, unfortunately.

mrC

ClubNinja · « **Reply #13 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:21:59 pm »

I have all of the original Kevin Smith movies on VHS from back when they were relevant. Anyone want to buy them? I haven't watched them since high school - honestly.

Scott84 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:27:50 pm »

Snootchie Bootchies!

Jay and Silent Bob in another movie?

Kick Ass, ive been following the development of this film for the past year

Cant wait!

GGKoul · « **Reply #15 on:** January 11, 2006, 03:59:26 pm »

VERONICA
Bye
(to DANTE)
That was Snowball.

DANTE
Why do you call him that?

VERONICA
Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job
thing.

DANTE
What do you mean?

VERONICA
After he gets a blow job, he likes
to have the cum spit back into his
mouth while kissing. It's called
snowballing.

DANTE
He requested this?

VERONICA
He gets off on it.

DANTE
Sylvan can be talked into anything.

VERONICA
Why do you say that?

DANTE
Like you said-she snowballed him.

VERONICA
Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2006, 11:57:03 pm »

omg this made my wee wee big

Bones · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2006, 12:01:07 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on January 11, 2006, 11:57:03 pm

omg this made my wee wee big

danny_galaga · « **Reply #18 on:** January 12, 2006, 06:54:40 am »

Quote from: Nailz on January 11, 2006, 01:50:00 pm

This movie is going to suck harder that Veronica did, at least 37 times....

The first movie was great, there is no way this one will live up to it.

i second that. CLERKS is one of my all time favourites. its WAY to late to make a sequel. and if it wasnt made in the first year of release a sequel should NEVER be considered in this case...

Harry Potter · « **Reply #19 on:** January 12, 2006, 07:52:13 am »

It may be good. It is Kevin Smith we're talking about here.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #20 on:** January 12, 2006, 09:28:13 am »

I have a friend that worked on the Clerks special edition DVD with Kevin Smith and he got the impression that Kevin is at the stage where he's just pulling random ideas out of his ass.
Did anyone see "Jay and Silent Bob Do Dagrassi"? It sounds awful.

Still, I hope Clerks 2 ends up good. I think Mallrats was his best work yet.

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2006, 09:30:17 am »

He's in the "I ran out of tricks and now I'm milking the only relevant properties I have" stage of the end of his career.

Setabs · « **Reply #22 on:** January 12, 2006, 10:23:45 am »

Quote from: JoyMonkey on January 12, 2006, 09:28:13 am

I have a friend that worked on the Clerks special edition DVD with Kevin Smith and he got the impression that Kevin is at the stage where he's just pulling random ideas out of his ass.
Did anyone see "Jay and Silent Bob Do Dagrassi"? It sounds awful.

Still, I hope Clerks 2 ends up good. I think Mallrats was his best work yet.

I saw some of those episodes. That show is F'd Up big time.

Edit: Saw cameo's by wanda sykes, ben, jason lee and the guy that plays his brother on tv. Also love what sounded like old school Anthrax playing the entire time.

I am sure Mr. Smith will make plenty of sequel jokes. just like the dick and fart joke references in Jay and Silent Bob.

Frosty · « **Reply #23 on:** January 12, 2006, 11:15:13 am »

Do these guys look old or what? Looks like Dante's been eating through most of the past 10 years...

shmokes · « **Reply #24 on:** January 12, 2006, 12:02:48 pm »

I thought Clerks was fantastic. Mallrats was awful. Chasing Amy was good. Dogma was awful. Haven't seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or Jersey Girl, but Jersey Girl obviously sucks ass. If you ask me, even if this was a completely original film rather than a corporate sellout it would more than likely suck.

spiffyshoes · « **Reply #25 on:** January 13, 2006, 08:08:44 pm »

I wonder what they have to say about Clerks 2 on moviepoopshoot.com?

GGKoul · « **Reply #26 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:45:00 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on January 12, 2006, 12:02:48 pm

I thought Clerks was fantastic. Mallrats was awful. Chasing Amy was good. Dogma was awful. Haven't seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or Jersey Girl, but Jersey Girl obviously sucks ass. If you ask me, even if this was a completely original film rather than a corporate sellout it would more than likely suck.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back was good!! Very Funny!!

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** January 16, 2006, 11:13:19 am »

Oh man I was drunk and still couldn't finish that movie. What a lazily written piece of IP exploitive garbage that was.

spiffyshoes · « **Reply #28 on:** January 16, 2006, 11:40:42 am »

I didn't really like Chasing Amy or Dogma that much. The only really good part of Chasing Amy was when Hooper was making fun of StarWars.

"Check this. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!" - Hooper

"And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!" - Hooper


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