guess it hello

[kudah440]

well its always polite to say hello, but i looked and couldnt find a newbie section to say hello in, so i think this is as close as it gets.
so...hi
now that that over with...i guess a little about me. many many hobbies, but when i found this one it stirred many feelings about the bar im building in my house. the big thing is, with only a dartboard in the plans so far its missing something...and i think this is it.
vague plans have been circling around my brain, but nothing concrete  has hit the paper yet. so any advice off the top is welcomed, or i can just ask all kinds of silly questions (after i search the board of course). oh and plans for getting the good book are there too. 
jeremy

[missioncontrol]

My advice is to:

Buy Saint's book first...... Very valuable info in there......
Don't keep track of what you spend....
Don't let your project linger to the pont you forgot whick hacks you did and why......
Avoid EE because you will ultimately spend more time posting here than building your cabinet.....
Don't paint it black...it's been done to death........
Don't call it ---------cade also been done to death.....
Keep your fingers away from Drew's cage at all times.....

[kudah440]

hmmm..dont paint it black, i think that may lead me to my first question...
but fingers away from drew cage. i dont know about that, i dont follow rules very well... i like to run with scissors...under ladders...and sometimes in the rain.

[markrvp]

Don't pay any attention to missioncontrol, he wears a helmet to bed and rides a short bus to school.  Here is what you really need to do:

Buy Saint's book first...... Very valuable info in there......
Don't keep track of what you spend....
Don't let your project linger to the pont you forgot whick hacks you did and why......
Avoid EE because you will ultimately spend more time posting here than building your cabinet.....
Don't paint it black...it's been done to death........
Don't call it ---------cade also been done to death.....
Keep your fingers away from Drew's cage at all times.....

[missioncontrol]

yeah you should listen to Mark, he know's what he's talking about

[DrewKaree]

Both those guys are off their rocker, and I fear this thread is only going to leave you wanting more of EE, or at least to join the cool kids and hang out.  When you see them, tell them we're all looking for them and to give us a call sometime.

Screw the building your own cab.  Go to an auction and pay for dedicated cabs.  You can buy 3 cabs at an auction for what you'll probably end up spending for something you're gonna like.  We all know this because we didn't have Short-Bus-Mission around at that time and counted what we spent on our cabs. 

Or don't.  But whatever you do, make sure to follow 2 rules.  Keep your fingers and hands inside the short bus at all times when near Drew's cage, and NEVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER NEVER ask Bozcxs8 over to have a beer on your back porch.

Oh, and don't expect Stingray to do much.  That's pretty much a given, but you don't know that yet, and you might be confused about him.  We all are.  He's a K.D. Lang kinda guy

[missioncontrol]

oh....and if Chad ever disagrees with you just humor him and make him think he's right, it's simpler that way........

also bones, bosss7, and danny are from the future

[DrewKaree]

oh....and if Chad ever disagrees with you just humor him and make him think he's right, it's simpler that way........

also bones, bosss7, and danny are from the future

They are the men from tomorrow, but those daisies will NOT HELP YOU WIN THE LOTTERY

Every one of them has festering boils on their genitalia because of this.

[Bones]

We can help you win the lottery we just prefer to use our powers for good.

[Bones]

Ohhh yeah, G'day to you kudah....

[missioncontrol]

Every one of them has festering boils on their genitalia because of this.

and their nor afraid to post pictures to prove it.........

[danny_galaga]

i believe Gavkiwi is from OUR future... so he's your best bet for lotto...

welcome to the boards. main tip i think is to make sure you have some relevant info in the thread title, like - "need help with screen rotation".

NOT - "help!"

    (",)

oh, and this is a norwegian smiley (",)  . they are used quite frequently here and since i introduced them here everyone has grown to love them!

oh, and also its ok to say 'arse' here but not 'ass'. initially i assumed it was because of forum rules to keep it family oriented (whereby 'arse' slipped through the cracks- so to speak) but actually it is a push by the forum administrators to implement correct spelling (",)

[Ed_McCarron]

oh, and this is a norwegian smiley (",)

Oh, thats what that is.

I thought it was a little butt.

Anyway...

Adding to the string of what not to do...

Don't hack a keyboard unless you are into self abuse.  Spend the $30 on an encoder.  Makes life sooooo much easier.

[missioncontrol]

oh yeah and everyonce in a while trolls surface....


DO NOT under any conditions i repeat

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

[Stingray]

Oh, and don't expect Stingray to do much.

This should be the title of my life story.

-S

[missioncontrol]

Oh, and don't expect Stingray to do much.

This should be the title of my life story.

-S

does two pages of writting count as a book?

[Stingray]

Oh, and don't expect Stingray to do much.

This should be the title of my life story.

-S

does two pages of writting count as a book?

It should have several pages, all of which you can color. Don't worry about staying inside the lines.

-S

[missioncontrol]

just as long as it's not a pop up

[ChadTower]

Make it one of those 3D plastic pages that if you tilt it the image changes, like the 1970s Kelloggs baseball cards.

[missioncontrol]

didn't they have those in the mid 80's too?

[DrewKaree]

didn't they have those in the mid 80's too?

He said 70's.  You're just talking nonsense and poppycock now.

[missioncontrol]

it may be nonsense but I remember collecting them once and it was the early to mid 80's

your just jelouse I can get on PP.........

so there

[ChadTower]

it may be nonsense but I remember collecting them once and it was the early to mid 80's

your just jelouse I can get on PP.........

so there

No, but a company named Sportflics made similar cards in the late 80s.

[nostrebor]

I'm having a hard time remembering what this thread was about soooo... welcome Kudah.

My word of avdice is that if you want at least partially serious answers, don't post in the  EE forum

[DrewKaree]

your just jelouse I can get on PP.........

so there

You're just full of suck. 

[Havok]

Stay away from the cheesecake threads until you have completed your cab...

[missioncontrol]

Stay away from the cheesecake threads until you have completed your cab...

um I guess you havn't seen Bones second purpose of his cabinet

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Heh...what must it be like for a new person posting here and getting a thread like this in response?

Did he just quit the forum? 

mrC

[Havok]

Stay away from the cheesecake threads until you have completed your cab...

um I guess you havn't seen Bones second purpose of his cabinet

And I thought his "blowup" cab was innovative...

 

[Harry Potter]

Hello from the future.

By the way, I am now emperor of earth. Drew is now under orders to come and clean my toilet with a toothpick.



And do a good job or I release the hounds.

[Nailz]

Mr. C, your icon is going to make me vomit.....

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Mr. C, your icon is going to make me vomit.....

Well, it's better than the one I was going to use of the dog with two buttholes.



mrC

[ChadTower]

That LOOKS like a dog with two buttholes if you turn it sideways.

[Luxury]

And do a good job or I release the hounds.

Are you going to release the hounds now or in the future?  You need to clarify a little bit.  Cause if your going to release them now, then that wouldn't be good. (Do you even have hounds now, or do they come with the emperor gig?)  If your going to release them in the future though, then I think I'm gonna keep going right ahead and continue doing a bad job.  It's kinda like a procrastination thingy.  Hard work pays off later, but procrastination pays off now!

[Harry Potter]

I want Drew to be surprised when I release or not release the pooches.

This way I could get him to clip my toenails as well.