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Author Topic: Who can vouch for Brown James?  (Read 1231 times)

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DrewKaree

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Who can vouch for Brown James?
« on: January 03, 2006, 05:11:57 pm »
I got this e-mail about a job offer today, and BOY does it seem to fit me to a T! ::)

The funniest thing is the first line

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Hello,
My name is  Brown James and I am an artist.

So your first name is your last, and versa visa?  And I'd be interested in hippy pursuits because I somehow fit your demographics?  You've obviously kornfused me with Wonder Stevie.
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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2006, 06:56:26 pm »
Brown James is OK.

He's the workest harding man in show business.
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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2006, 09:27:14 pm »
Quote from: Kremmit on January 03, 2006, 06:56:26 pm
Brown James is OK.

He's the workest harding man in show business.

He's the workest harding man in business show. ???
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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2006, 02:25:47 am »
Quote from: nostrebor on January 03, 2006, 09:27:14 pm
Quote from: Kremmit on January 03, 2006, 06:56:26 pm
Brown James is OK.

He's the workest harding man in show business.

He's the workest harding man in business show. ???

Nostrebor right got think I it hat ass.
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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2006, 02:29:35 am »
Does this Job offer come from Nigeria by any chance?

Munged first and last names are common in those emails.
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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2006, 02:49:30 am »
No, it's actually for some "correspondence" course and how to market my "art"  I've got to send money off for the course materials, which OBVIOUSLY ::) will be recouped within the first few months of successfully completing their 5 star knowledge giving
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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2006, 03:52:55 am »
cool I've allways wanted to be an artist.....
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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2006, 09:09:51 am »
Quote from: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 05:11:57 pm

And I'd be interested in hippy pursuits because I somehow fit your demographics?  You've obviously kornfused me with Wonder Stevie.

Pretty soon Drew will be sportin' a ponytail and smoking oregano. From now on i'm calling him Chong Tommy.

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Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2006, 09:15:31 am »
Quote from: missioncontrol on January 04, 2006, 03:52:55 am
cool I've allways wanted to be an artist.....
you are. but most of it was influenced by bulls.  ;)
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