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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2005, 01:11:24 am »
One of the major ingredients in Pepsi is bum pubes.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2005, 01:49:34 am »
That's funny, I shampoo my pubes in Pepsi.

Ahh, the Circle of Life.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2005, 06:43:35 am »
* DrewKaree asks Bones for a fork to gouge his eyes out after reading that.

Dude, you've got a negative balance of post fu points after that one.

I think that might even be grounds for dismissal from the dope-jo.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2005, 08:57:53 am »
Hey I work for Coke. I have no choice but defend my employers product.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2005, 10:59:59 am »
hey, i prefer pepsi over coke...
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2005, 12:10:44 pm »
Quote from: BrokenBones on December 31, 2005, 08:57:53 am
Hey I work for Coke. I have no choice but defend my employers product.

* DrewKaree hates Bones for making him find his own fork and has Kremmit e-mail a photo to Bones of the Pepsi bathing
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2005, 02:04:48 pm »
Quote from: BrokenBones on December 31, 2005, 08:57:53 am
Hey I work for Coke. I have no choice but defend my employers product.

Liar.  When I worked for Kodak I told everyone I knew to avoid their products and still do.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2005, 08:08:39 pm »
I FREAKING HATE KODAK.  Those F'ers couldn't buy a clue with all the resources of Fort Knox.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2005, 08:48:54 pm »
Quote from: BrokenBones on December 30, 2005, 05:16:55 pm
Quote from: More Cowbell on December 30, 2005, 10:10:25 am
Yep, Coke kills people. It's a fact. Please don't let the fact that I work for PepsiCo detract from my previous statement. Over and out.
Pepsi sux.

Pepsi RULES!
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2006, 12:15:24 am »
Quote from: SOAPboy on December 31, 2005, 08:48:54 pm
Quote from: BrokenBones on December 30, 2005, 05:16:55 pm
Quote from: More Cowbell on December 30, 2005, 10:10:25 am
Yep, Coke kills people. It's a fact. Please don't let the fact that I work for PepsiCo detract from my previous statement. Over and out.
Pepsi sux.

Pepsi RULES!

That was all I needed to hear to know I'm right.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2006, 03:07:02 pm »
Quote from: BrokenBones on December 31, 2005, 01:11:24 am
One of the major ingredients in Pepsi is bum pubes.

Coke is for sucks!
McKenzie brothers, your Coke is here.

Bones, there is good in you, I sense it. Turn away from the darkside. Or don't, either way, I like the creamsicle orange color.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2006, 03:17:48 pm »
Quote from: More Cowbell on January 03, 2006, 03:07:02 pm
Bones, there is good in you, I sense it.
That's just the sugar talking.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #52 on: January 03, 2006, 03:19:16 pm »
Did you just call me Sugar? :o
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2006, 03:25:48 pm »
Yes but only because phenylalanine is too difficult to say in a romantic way.
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #54 on: January 03, 2006, 03:52:19 pm »
Quote from: BrokenBones on January 03, 2006, 03:25:48 pm
Yes but only because phenylalanine is too difficult to say in a romantic way.

Too difficult for me to say in ANY way.

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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #55 on: January 03, 2006, 04:03:44 pm »
Quote from: Stingray on January 03, 2006, 03:52:19 pm
Too difficult for me to say in ANY way.

Its pronounced "Nutrasweet"
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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #56 on: January 03, 2006, 04:22:22 pm »
Quote from: Ed_McCarron on January 03, 2006, 04:03:44 pm
Quote from: Stingray on January 03, 2006, 03:52:19 pm
Too difficult for me to say in ANY way.

Its pronounced "Nutrasweet"

Thanks sugar.

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Re: I just can't stop insulting my mother-in-law!
« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2006, 04:49:34 pm »
Nope.  Its gone.  I couldn't come up with a snappy comeback.

Oh well, back to normal.
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