Chuck Norris facts

[thebrownshow]

Chuck Norris video recently on SNL:

[SirPeale]

Peale's Mother in Law says nothing when Chuck Norris talks about the undead Jesus.

OMG OMG LMFAO.

[psik0tik]

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 and a half
asian men in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

[Stingray]

That's some hardcore plugging.

It was roundhouse plugging if I've ever seen it.

-S

[AtomSmasher]

[JeepMonkey]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

BYO Chuck Norris T-Shirt.

[HaRuMaN]

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.

isnt that the NES cheat for Contra, um for infinite lives or sumthin?... Godly

You should be banned for that comment.  That's the Konami Code...  break yo'self, foo'!

[AtomSmasher]

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.

isnt that the NES cheat for Contra, um for infinite lives or sumthin?... Godly

You should be banned for that comment.  That's the Konami Code...  break yo'self, foo'!

and yes it was a cheat for contra, which is why its also known as the contra code.

[thebrownshow]

Originally used for Gradius, but more widely known for Contra.

[bishmasterb]

Chuck Norris' MAME cabinet has nothing more than a 4 way joystick and one button...yet he holds the world record high scores for Marble Madness, Sinistar and Tron.

[Havok]

Chuck Norris' MAME cabinet has nothing more than a 4 way joystick and one button...yet he holds the world record high scores for Marble Madness, Sinistar and Tron.

That was his first cab: the next one he built doesn't even have a control panel - he just stares real mean at the screen and he then beat all his previous scores...

[Harry Potter]

Chuck Norris had all the high scores on my MAME cab before I even built it.

[bishmasterb]

Okay, I'm bored:

Chuck Norris does not need a four player control panel. That would imply that there are three people worthy of playing against Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris preferred method of interfacing is a roundhouse kick, unfortunately MAME does not yet support this.

The Earth did not used to rotate...until Chuck Norris turned his spinner a little too hard one day during a game of Tron.

Q*Bert arcade cabinets don't actually make a klunk when Q*Bert jumps off the game board, what you are hearing is the echo from when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Q*Bert machine in 1978.

I know what you're thinking, Q*Bert didn't come out until 1982...not for Chuck Norris it didn't.

When Chuck Norris presses the start button on a Gauntlet machine, it says "Welcome Chuck Norris."

When Chuck Norris plays a game of Journey, the music actually sounds good!

Whenever Chuck Norris plays a game with a life-meter, the game always displays an infinity symbol next to it.

Do you know who would win a battle between the USS Enterprise and the Death Star? Chuck Norris.

To Chuck Norris MAME isn't an acronym, it's a verb...and yes Chuck knows that it's misspelled.

When Chuck Norris plays PacMan the bonus fruit are always cherries.

[Pi]

Do you know who would win a battle between the USS Enterprise and the Death Star? Chuck Norris.