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Who would win in a fight...
« on: December 20, 2005, 04:01:32 pm »
These are fun, my friends and myself do them all the time.

Who would win in a fight...Clint Eastwood or Charles Bronson...?

And why?
I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2005, 04:04:37 pm »
Clint Eastwood because Charles Bronson is dead.

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2005, 04:07:54 pm »
Clint Eastwood because Charles Bronson is dead.

Unless Charles Bronson was a zombie.
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2005, 04:09:14 pm »
according to that site, Clint could take on Rambo pretty good too.
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2005, 04:12:54 pm »
Rocky could kick Dirty Harry's ass....

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2005, 04:23:42 pm »
according to that site, Clint could take on Rambo pretty good too.

yea, but Jessica Simpson kicks Clint's ass!

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2005, 04:24:01 pm »
OK, my turn.

Who would win the fight between MrC and Howard Dean?

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2005, 05:22:18 pm »
OK, my turn.

Who would win the fight between MrC and Howard Dean?

;D

Can there be a winner if all the two fighters do is kiss each other?  Or, at least one of them will be kissing, something.

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2005, 05:38:14 pm »
It was a trick question!  Everybody wins! ;D
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2005, 09:37:02 pm »
Charles Bronson...pre-mortem.

Okay...Prince and Michael Jackson.
I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2005, 09:38:29 pm »
Happy Gilmore Vs. Bob Barker is probably the best actual movie fight next to Yoda vs. Duku.
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2005, 09:39:34 pm »
Okay...Prince and Michael Jackson.

Prince would kick Michael's @$$ all over the court. Plus give him rabies.
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2005, 10:25:39 pm »
It was a trick question!  Everybody wins! ;D

Especially the, guy, er, catching the kiss.

Nevermind.

Drew likes this I bet

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2005, 11:22:07 pm »

Okay...Prince and Michael Jackson.

They said on the news that Michael Jackson is missing

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2005, 11:39:22 pm »
Happy Gilmore Vs. Bob Barker is probably the best actual movie fight next to Yoda vs. Duku.

I agree.

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2005, 11:40:52 pm »
Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick...

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2005, 11:41:00 pm »
The price is wrong Bob

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2005, 12:06:47 am »
They said on the news that Michael Jackson is missing

Did they check the local elementary schools?  :-\
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2005, 12:45:19 am »
Or the daycares?

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2005, 12:50:15 am »
I hear he has a thing for sick kids... try the pediatric cancer wing of the local hospital

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2005, 12:55:52 am »
It was a trick question!  Everybody wins! ;D

Especially the, guy, er, catching the kiss.

Nevermind.

Drew likes this I bet

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And I can picture EITHER one being the "catcher" ;)
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2005, 12:57:08 am »
please no pictures....

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2005, 01:39:24 am »
c64 had the picture but it was sent to post hell ;D
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2005, 01:41:17 am »
c64 had the picture but it was sent to post hell ;D

I'm glad it bypassed purgatory

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2005, 02:34:40 am »
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2005, 09:17:03 am »
;D
And I can picture EITHER one being the "catcher" ;)

Drew has all the pictures.  He's on the internet too much.

Art "keeping drew happy so he doesn't post those pictures of me and Angelina Jolie"
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2005, 09:35:22 am »
Godzilla or Chad Tower?

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2005, 09:40:06 am »
Neither because both are a figment of our imaginations.
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2005, 09:53:40 am »

Drew has all the pictures.  He's on the internet too much.

Art "keeping drew happy so he doesn't post those pictures of me and Angelina Jolie"

Nah.  I just have the internet backed up on CD's.

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2005, 01:50:17 pm »
Okay...Prince and Michael Jackson.

Aren't they the same woman?

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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2005, 02:03:15 pm »
Okay...Prince and Michael Jackson.

I would bet on the black guy, but in this case it's pretty hard to tell.
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Re: Who would win in a fight...
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2005, 03:07:47 pm »
We replied to the same quote at the same time.

Mine was funnier, so it was placed above yours.

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