Insert everything, including cliches, please

[mtalkington]

Hi, all. My name is (insert name), and I'm just getting started on a (insert name)-Cade.

It's going to be a converted (insert name), and I'm going to add a total of (insert ridiculous number) buttons, joysticks, flippers, beer holders, widgets, wazoos, doodads, diddledoos and didjerdoos so that I can play every game know to man, including (insert name), my favorite of all time. In fact, if I can fix my (insert name) valve, then the machine may, in fact, travel through time.

My wife, (insert name), is really supportive, although that may change when she finds out about (insert name)!

Hah, you thought I meant my mistress, didn't you?! I mean my (insert name)-cade...Although I suppose my machine will be like a mistress. Except it can't top me off.

Regards,
Insert Name

[missioncontrol]

now I got a headache 

[c64rulez]

I told you not to play with his tool

[DrewKaree]

Hi, all. My name is (insert name), and I'm just getting started on a (insert name)-Cade.

It's going to be a converted (insert name), and I'm going to add a total of (insert ridiculous number) buttons, joysticks, flippers, beer holders, widgets, wazoos, doodads, diddledoos and didjerdoos so that I can play every game know to man, including (insert name), my favorite of all time. In fact, if I can fix my (insert name) valve, then the machine may, in fact, travel through time.

My wife, (insert name), is really supportive, although that may change when she finds out about (insert name)!

Hah, you thought I meant my mistress, didn't you?! I mean my (insert name)-cade...Although I suppose my machine will be like a mistress. Except it can't top me off.

Regards,
Insert Name

Seph is gonna (insert body part) in yer (insert orifice)

[NIVO]

first thing..........get rid of any cade or cab ending in the name, its been overly used.

[mtalkington]

 I think cade is terribly underused, (insert name of whoever said to avoid using it). Think of all the wonderful -cades out there that don't have a machine named after them yet:

The Ruben Kin-cade
The Fa-cade
The Escapa-cade
The Cadillac Escala-cade
The Lemona-cade
The Cade-E-Holmes-cade
The Lady Marma-cade
The Barri-cade
The Top Me Off-cade

[D10]

You forgot one

The Forni-cade 

[DrewKaree]

You forgot one

The Forni-cade 

Californi-cade-tion

[Glaine]

I think a Christ Cade would be sweet, with huge steel crosses nailed onto the side for the art. And when you win, lightning strikes you down. Because Jesus always wins.

[dmsuchy]

SuperDuperCade would be cool.................

[SirPoonga]

cabcade or cadecab

[dmsuchy]

Or maybe, TheBearsAreAwesome-PackersCompletelySuckCade.................just Kidding Poonga!

[DrewKaree]

Or maybe, TheBearsAreAwesome-PackersCompletelySuckCade.................just Kidding Poonga!

We could shorten it to "AdozenYearsOfDominationCameToAnEndCade".  Wait, that's not really shorter, that's just true

I hate feeling like they'll beat the 'Hawks next week and drop further down in the draft, but at least now that Sherman's no longer the GM, the draft doesn't feel like it's gonna suck so bad.