Author Topic: Has anyone here won a DARWIN award ? (Read 7595 times)

c64rulez · « **on:** December 15, 2005, 02:28:43 pm »

Its given to a person who succeeds to (almost) kill himself in the most abso----smurfing----loutely ridiculous way.

Luxury · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2005, 02:31:20 pm »

I almost won it, but was in the end disqualified for actually killing myself.

Stingray · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2005, 02:32:25 pm »

Quote from: Luxury on December 15, 2005, 02:31:20 pm

I almost won it, but was in the end disqualified for actually killing myself.

I still think you were robbed. Zombies are cool.

-S

c64rulez · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2005, 02:33:25 pm »

Quote from: Luxury on December 15, 2005, 02:31:20 pm

I almost won it, but was in the end disqualified for actually killing myself.

Doesnt count man
You have to die on the start and not at the end

xar256 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:39:12 pm »

No...I believe the qualifacations are to 'die or otherwise remove themselves from the genepool'.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:42:18 pm »

I would have to actually do stuff that would cause bodily harm to win the award and since blasting away at the keyboard isn't dangerous enough I will be unlikely to win the award

xar256 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:43:24 pm »

Here's a linky by the way

ChadTower · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:59:21 pm »

I almost won one as a kid when I sat on a 2 foot high anthill and got so many ant bites on my legs that I went into a toxic shock...

Bones · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:59:02 pm »

I have done many, many stupid things and hurt myself many, many times. But much like the Highlander, it would seem I am immortal.

There can be only one.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:35:57 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on December 15, 2005, 09:59:02 pm

I have done many, many stupid things and hurt myself many, many times. But much like the Highlander, it would seem I am immortal.

There can be only one.

In your case, there can be only half

Bones · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:41:36 pm »

Even 1/2 a turd is still a pile of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:44:30 pm »

can threads be awarded Darwin Awards???

DrewKaree · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:51:43 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on December 15, 2005, 10:44:30 pm

can threads be awarded Darwin Awards???

Giving the award to threads loses its appeal after 1000. Then it's just sad. Which is still funny.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:55:24 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on December 15, 2005, 10:51:43 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on December 15, 2005, 10:44:30 pm
can threads be awarded Darwin Awards???

Giving the award to threads loses its appeal after 1000.

c64rulez · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2005, 12:37:45 am »

In your case the council will make an exception.

You get the award for being BORN. (OUCH)

And on another note, killm hurt, smash, bang, whatever.
As long as its plain stupid, your a candidate

c64rulez · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2005, 01:28:45 am »

I can now nominate myself (almost)
I just dragged my unfinished cab indoors (building took place outside the house, 15 meters away)
With no one to help me, and 10 meters of grain terrain between the cab and house, I decided rolling the cab on two boards, replacing them, fore and aft.

For one thing, the ---smurfette--- is heavy.
For the second, dark clouds above were just perfect for getting an award.

Luckily, It did not rain. I wonder if I would have posted here anything if it would have.

ChadTower · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:44:28 am »

Not unless you left it out there.

The cabs can get wet, they can get hosed down and cleaned with water. You just can't saturate them.

c64rulez · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:49:10 am »

I wanted to hose it. I swear I did want to.
Was ashamed to ask

Stingray · « **Reply #18 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:52:17 am »

Man it's been so long since we had a Floyd. It's kinda neat to have a new one.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #19 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:53:35 am »

I think I came in right after Floyd met the trebuchet.

c64rulez · « **Reply #20 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:56:03 am »

What's trebuchet ?
I think its "a refrigerator" in deutsch , ja ?

brophog · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:56:31 am »

It's kinda like a catapult......kinda.

Stingray · « **Reply #22 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:57:20 am »

Quote from: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 09:56:03 am

What's trebuchet ?
I think its "a refrigerator" in deutsch , ja ?

Hold this sling for a minute and I'll show you.

-S

brophog · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:58:01 am »

c64rulez · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:00:46 am »

Whats with this floyd dude anyway?

ChadTower · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:02:37 am »

Dude, if you're in Europe, and don't know what a trebuchet is, your whole school system loses at History.

c64rulez · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:05:39 am »

Man, If you checked my profile and dont know where ISRAEL is, well, your school system and our sewage are one and the same

nostrebor · « **Reply #27 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:06:29 am »

I am quite sure that Israelis and trebuchets have crossed paths at some point though.

ChadTower · « **Reply #28 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:08:05 am »

Check someone's profile? Never!

Sorry about the President of Iran.

c64rulez · « **Reply #29 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:09:53 am »

Any politics and I'm outta here in a jiffy

brophog · « **Reply #30 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:10:54 am »

So that's all it takes.......

ChadTower · « **Reply #31 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:11:03 am »

Ah, in that case, you won't need to be banned.

Goz · « **Reply #32 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:13:21 am »

Quote from: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 10:09:53 am

Any politics and I'm outta here in a jiffy

Pic which EE posts you read carefully then...

politics are all some people who lurk this board have.

-Goz

c64rulez · « **Reply #33 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:14:32 am »

I win
All you needed to say was the magic word, but no.

YOU want me here
admit it

ChadTower · « **Reply #34 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:14:55 am »

It's true, now that tommy only comes around every few weeks, we have a role for you.

c64rulez · « **Reply #35 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:15:59 am »

But I'm Floyd

brophog · « **Reply #36 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:16:47 am »

Quote

politics are all some people who lurk this board have.

Sad, isn't it. Reminds me of when my sister used to pick her sports teams......she'd just look for the best ass.

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:19:24 am »

She probably won just as often as most people do.

c64rulez · « **Reply #38 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:20:45 am »

Whats brophog anyway ?

ChadTower · « **Reply #39 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:21:51 am »

If you have to ask you haven't experienced one yet.


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