DrewKaree and Missioncontrol - same person ?

[c64rulez]

Enlight me.

[Stingray]

No Drew and Mission are two different people. However, they are both me.

-S

[Goz]

Wait... then who if floyyd?

[missioncontrol]

No Stingray and floyd10 are two different people. However, they are both me.

[c64rulez]

So who the hell am I ?

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Seph's mom?



mrC

[Stingray]

Seph's mom?



mrC

We have a winner. Somebody lock this thread.

-S

[Grasshopper]

They're the same person split after a transporter accident. The question is which one has the goatee?

[c64rulez]

Toto, I dont think we're at kansas anymore

[missioncontrol]

They're the same person split after a transporter accident. The question is which one has the goatee?

on any multiple choice question the answer is allways c

[missioncontrol]

Toto, I dont think we're at kansas anymore

ummm did you say something Dorthy?

[c64rulez]

Thread closed.
My mistake

Mission control is the dog in the banana

[ChadTower]

Hi.  I'd like a pac man on my arse.

[c64rulez]

Try this for size

[ChadTower]

Not enough.  You lose at arse gaming.

[c64rulez]

Thats pretty much big talkin. do you have the arse to support it ?

[ChadTower]

Don't question the master.

[missioncontrol]

c64rulez  = pwn3d

[c64rulez]

Please send me that stuff youre smokin
I want it too

[c64rulez]

Great sideart for my cab

at

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=46723.0

[ChadTower]

Make it the front end image.

[Stingray]

Make it the front end image.

That's a back end if I've ever seen one.

-S

[missioncontrol]

Stingray you need to photoshop that ass onto his side cabinet design

[ChadTower]

That dude spent a LOT of time lying on a table with his ass propped up and well lit.

[missioncontrol]

so when he gets older does it get pixelated?

[Ed_McCarron]

That dude spent a LOT of time lying on a table with his ass propped up and well lit.

Maybe he had a colonoscopy while he was there.

Brings a new meaning to the pac-man escape tunnel.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Where do you put the tokens?



mrC

[ChadTower]

More importantly, where is the joystick?

[Goz]

I don't want to know the answer to either of those questions....

[Jess--]

I would be tempted to suggest checking the other side for "the joystick"

Edit..... Wonder if its a proper ball top!

[c64rulez]

You can check out all the threads in EE

In the END, it all bears down to asses and ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---.

Makes you wonder

[Stingray]

You can check out all the threads in EE

In the END, it all bears down to asses and ---auto-censored---.

Makes you wonder

Makes you wonder what?

-S

[c64rulez]

about asses and ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---. What did you think ? Zebras ?

[Stingray]

I thought you were wondering how to wire your OK button. Never mind.

-S

[Bones]

I smell a power-up pellet.

[ChadTower]

Asses and hats?

[nostrebor]

You can check out all the threads in EE

In the END, it all bears down to asses and ---auto-censored---.

Makes you wonder

I would assume that it is Bacon, but I don't recall that one being censored since the Brussels Sprouts incident.

[c64rulez]

when you assume you make an ass of u and me together
so why bother ?

[nostrebor]

I have already established myself as an --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules--. Therefore, dragging you into the fray simply legitimizes my current position

[ChadTower]

Seriously, the amateurs at the ASSUME = ASS + U + ME level are ridiculous.

We are so far beyond that.  We are into ASS + HA = ASSHAT.

Figure out where the T comes in.  I dare you.

[Stingray]

Figure out where the T comes in.  I dare you.

I expect I'm supposed to turn it upside down and shove it up my smurftunnel.

-S

[ChadTower]

It has a nice double sided handle for strong leverage.

[Stingray]

Clearly I know how you think.

-S

[c64rulez]

Please dont let me interrupt u while T-molding whatever you seem to T-mold

[ChadTower]

I want to know why you consider that a place to jam your smurfs.

[Stingray]

I want to know why you consider that a place to jam your smurfs.

They had it coming to 'em, smug little daisies.

-S

[ChadTower]

LA LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA <squip>

[DrewKaree]

I have already established myself as an --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules--. Therefore, dragging you into the fray simply legitimizes my current position

I second this motion

[c64rulez]

It just occured to me that I should be in awe, young-posted as I am. amongst the giants that walk my thread.

So you can all just forget about it

[Stingray]

So you can all just forget about it

Done.

Forget about what?

-S

[c64rulez]

I'm sad
Someone took a very nice picture I've posted and sent it to "post hell"

I want it back (who is saint ?)

[brophog]

He is your new master.

[c64rulez]

Can I remaster him ?

Where is it ?

it only says: MOVED: WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE

[Stingray]

Can I remaster him ?

Where is it ?

it only says: MOVED: WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE

It's gone to hell, I expect. Best to just try to not think about it.

-S

[Stingray]

-S

[DrewKaree]

Can I remaster him ?

Where is it ?

it only says: MOVED: WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE

Open up your new and improved thread.  You should then be able to figure out who this "saint" character is and where he sent your thread to.

Checking out the titles of people helps a bit too.....*YOINK*

[c64rulez]

"This aggression will not stand" (Lebowski, Big)

How come people are still viewing it if there's nothing there

[Stingray]

How come people are still viewing it if there's nothing there

Well, I viewed it to make the screenshot, Drew probably viewed it to confirm that it was sent to hell. Others are probably doing the same.


-S

[DrewKaree]

I'm sad

I want it back

You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again.

[brophog]

I viewed it twice just to point and laugh. Kinda like what I'm doing to all of your threads.

[Havok]

I didn't view it, but I can certainly just point and laugh...

[Stingray]

I viewed it twice just to point and laugh. Kinda like what I'm doing to all of your threads.

My guess is that there's more than a little bit of this type of activity going on.

-S

[c64rulez]

I guess my conspiracy theory is right after all.

Am I banned here to oblivion ?

Is it just my low posts count ?

[danny_galaga]

Don't question the master.

[ChadTower]

That's not the Master.  That is the Observer.

He works for Santa and freelances for the US Gov't.

[c64rulez]

I shall have my own website, and I shall paint it as I see fit.

And NONE SHALL PASS.

I'll put obscenities from here to post hell,
and no saint's gonna stop me

I WILL BE AN ADMINISTRATOR, so help me me

[ChadTower]

Someone beat you to it.

[c64rulez]

ok, I wont

[Stingray]

I shall have my own website, and I shall paint it as I see fit.

And NONE SHALL PASS.

I'll put obscenities from here to post hell,
and no saint's gonna stop me

I WILL BE AN ADMINISTRATOR, so help me me

Wow, what a good idea.

-S

[brophog]

It's all making sense now.......

[c64rulez]

see you soon

[nostrebor]

I still maintain tha Saint should be Supreme Chancellor rather than administrator. Especially now that he has turned to the dark side.

I'm just wondering who among us is the apprentice?



BTW, I look for C64 to get banned in 5...4...3...2..

[ChadTower]

Maybe Saint is the apprentice.

Al Gore invented the internet, making him the Master.

[c64rulez]

Hey, just joking guys, I'm just your average dude....  dave ?
I'm right here dave.
Dont do it dave.

[ChadTower]

Everybody's dead, Dave.

[c64rulez]

How come youve got a "chief kicker" thingy there ?
What if I want to have a "kick chiefer" or somthing ?

[ChadTower]

You have to earn a title.

[c64rulez]

Tell me more

[Stingray]

I vote that he gets "oregano smoker".

-S

[c64rulez]

Wrong answer

If I earn a title - I'll title it

[ChadTower]

No you won't.

We didn't make our own titles.  They were given.

I didn't even notice I had mine until it had been there a while.

[c64rulez]

I want mine removed immediately

What is this ?

[Stingray]

Wrong answer

If I earn a title - I'll title it

You have no idea how vigorously you're poking the hornet's nest right now.

-S

[ChadTower]

He's giving the hornet's nest a right enthusastic rogering.

[c64rulez]

Hey
I'm just reading a book named "Hornets Nest". Honest

[Stingray]

I'd take that as a bad omen.

-S

[ChadTower]

He should put on some mesh screen underpants.

[brophog]

Underpants are for suckers

[ChadTower]

Release the robotic Richard Simmons.

[Stingray]

Or the dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths.

-S

[c64rulez]

Remember guys

I may be 3000 miles away
but I'm also a click near

and believe me, you dont want me crawling inside your pit.

ever heard of "Cyberhack kid" ?

[Stingray]

Remember guys

I may be 3000 miles away
but I'm also a click near

and believe me, you dont want me crawling inside your pit.

ever heard of "Cyberhack kid" ?

OH NOES!

-S

[c64rulez]

What kind of guitar youre holding there anyway ?

[ChadTower]

Israel is 3000 miles away?

[c64rulez]

Just 5 minutes ago while you were not paying attention

[brophog]

It must have floated on over or something.

[Stingray]

What kind of guitar youre holding there anyway ?

The kind you fill with shotgun shells and use to blow holes in things.

-S

[Stingray]

Israel is 3000 miles away? 

I'm sure it's 3000 miles away from something.

-S

[c64rulez]

So, can you play it or just pose like RAMBO ?

[Stingray]

I don't play guitar.

-S

[c64rulez]

I know man
You play RAMBO

[brophog]

Alright, done anagramming.

c64rulez is an anagram for STFU

[c64rulez]

Better stick to analgramming
Suits you better

[Havok]

How about n00b?

[c64rulez]

So, are drew and mission one and the same or what ?

whats NOOB

[Stingray]

I know man
You play RAMBO

I play "The Man They Call Jayne".

-S

[ChadTower]

He's here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

He has run out of bubble gum.

[c64rulez]

Please forgive me for not understanding half your jokes and ignoring the other half.

It's only the third half thats bugging me

[Stingray]

It's only the third half thats bugging me

This is the only thing you've ever said that makes sense to me.

-S

[ChadTower]

I am not concerned.

I make my jokes so that I may laugh.

[markrvp]

c64rulez = Hawk XP

[c64rulez]

Where's chipotle ?
I think stingray's been there once

coincidence ?

[Havok]

c64rulez = Hawk XP

haha - all we need now is an overly large sig...

[c64rulez]

keeper of the blue stars .... sounds delicious

[Havok]

keeper of the blue stars .... sounds delicious

It is - it refers to the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders... All of them...

[Stingray]

-S

[c64rulez]

shhhhhhhhh

I think I hear the wheels in motion at the supreme council

Theyre about to ban me before I've completed my project at

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=46723.0

 

BTW, I could use you here. Theyre driving me crazy

[Goz]

I shall have my own website, and I shall paint it as I see fit.

And NONE SHALL PASS.

I'll put obscenities from here to post hell,
and no saint's gonna stop me

I WILL BE AN ADMINISTRATOR, so help me me

Wow, what a good idea.

-S

---smurfing--- brilliant

[Goz]

-S

Whatever happened to that tosser?

[Stingray]

Ran over by a street cleaner probably.

-S

[ChadTower]

What makes it funny is the soda cap on his head.

[Stingray]

I thought it was just a cunning little hat.

-S

[c64rulez]

It's 20:00.

[missioncontrol]

WTF the one day I take a break and do stuff the board is active

[c64rulez]

You have no idea what they are putting me here through.
I think some kind of an acceptance test so they can ban me to post hell

[Stingray]

You have no idea what they are putting me here through.
I think some kind of an acceptance test so they can ban me to post hell

You're doing okay. A weaker man would have crumbled hours ago.

-S

[c64rulez]

 
A compliment ? Is there a weak and sentimental side to the Sting-rambo-ray after all ?

Nah. I'll probably wake up soon

[Stingray]

I'll probably wake up soon

We need more ether, STAT!

-S

[missioncontrol]

You have no idea what they are putting me here through.
I think some kind of an acceptance test so they can ban me to post hell

many have stepped up to the plate most of those failed....

not bad within 24 hours of posting in EE one sent to post hell.....

still no record though

[c64rulez]

I'll probably wake up soon

We need more ether, STAT!

-S

Now who the f#$k is he ?

How many of you guys anyway are needed to shut me up ?

[c64rulez]

You have no idea what they are putting me here through.
I think some kind of an acceptance test so they can ban me to post hell

many have stepped up to the plate most of those failed....

not bad within 24 hours of posting in EE one sent to post hell.....

still no record though

 

[Stingray]

Now who the f#$k is he ?

I'm the same lovable guy I've always been.

-S

[markrvp]

Whats wrong with that picture ?

It's a guy screwing a goat.

[missioncontrol]

You did not have a glance at it ?

Just for you

www.atid.co.il/wrongpic.jpg

Whats wrong with that picture ?

Dude i didn'y start posting on EE yesterday, I know a trap when I see one...

my question is how many times a day do you click on that.... you obviously got it in you favorites to find it so quickly...

hmmmm perhaps your home page maybe?

[c64rulez]

actually its one of the web servers I control which seems down at the moment.

up again soon

and you'll never see a trap from me. not ever

[DrewKaree]

How come youve got a "chief kicker" thingy there ?
What if I want to have a "kick chiefer" or somthing ?

A similar question could be asked about my title.  I'm warning you though....ask it and I'll *YOINK* in yer mouth.

Don't take that last part personally, you'll get it after hanging out for a while.  Seph's mom just takes a while getting around to all the new guys.  Matter of fact, she takes a while getting around ANYWHERE. 

[ChadTower]

And it REALLY takes a while to get all the way around Seph's mom.

[DrewKaree]

I don't play guitar.

-S

Dat boy's a skin flute virtuoso!

[c64rulez]

 

[Stingray]

I don't play guitar.

-S

Dat boy's a skin flute virtuoso!

Blow my bagpipe.

-S

[Frosty]

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"

Awesome quote, Stingray...

[Harry Potter]

Bah! Until he gets banned for drunk posting, he's still a noooooooooooooooooooob 

[c64rulez]

I only post when I'm drunk. It's the only way I can tjink straight

[Harry Potter]

In that case, we may have the first sober banning since subzerooooo. 

[c64rulez]

What if I promise to behave ?

[Harry Potter]

Where's the fun in that?

[DrewKaree]

Where's the fun in that?

Your buddy's back porch stays dry.  Granted, that's not fun for you, but I bet he appreciates it

[Harry Potter]

Where's the fun in that?

Your buddy's back porch stays dry.  Granted, that's not fun for you, but I bet he appreciates it

That's how he gets it clean. That's why I'm greeted with beer everytime i'm over there.

[Goz]

In that case, we may have the first sober banning since subzerooooo. 

Did you forget about blueoakleyz?

[Harry Potter]

In that case, we may have the first sober banning since subzerooooo. 

Did you forget about blueoakleyz?

Must have been out that day.

[c64rulez]

"I wish I was as cool as missioncontrol"

I must confess I wish you were

[missioncontrol]

"I wish I was as cool as missioncontrol"

I must confess I wish you were

 

da-da-da  da-da-da dadadadadada

everybody wants to be me.....

[c64rulez]

but you

[Goz]

"I wish I was as cool as missioncontrol"

I must confess I wish you were

 

da-da-da  da-da-da dadadadadada

everybody wants to be me.....

Only c64rulez wants to be you. The rest just humor you 

[c64rulez]

It wasnt me. its a quote from another member
plus I think they made a post I've had here disappear.

[DrewKaree]

It wasnt me. its a quote from another member
plus I think they made a post I've had here disappear.

You should see how many we all ACTUALLY have!  We could start another forum with all the posts they made disappear.  Wait, I think we have!

[c64rulez]

So, are you gonna give that poor bastard a break from the stairs or what ?

[missioncontrol]

"I wish I was as cool as missioncontrol"

I must confess I wish you were

 

da-da-da

[Harry Potter]

"I wish I was as cool as missioncontrol"

I must confess I wish you were

[Stingray]

I wish I were as cool drunk as bosss7.

-S

[c64rulez]

Yep. watch how he flies that plane. must be awesome stuff

[missioncontrol]

I wish I were as cool drunk as bosss7.

-S

well you are halfway there... you are banned from your own site

[Stingray]

I think that just makes me an idiot.

-S

[c64rulez]

Is that better or worse then "killer of llamas" ?

[missioncontrol]

I think that just makes me an idiot.

-S

I wasn't going to say but since you did


yep

[DrewKaree]

I think that just makes me an idiot.

-S

Life pwned you

[Stingray]

I think that just makes me an idiot.

-S

Life pwned you

Typical Monday.

-S

[More Cowbell]

Ok, I just wasted 20 minutes reading through this whole list of posts and the one thing that I keep coming back to is that c64 is a computer. Seriously, half the time, the responses have very little to nothing to do with what they are responding to. The broken engrish, the defensiveness, he's a computer program written to make observations and make statements about them. At least it makes it easier to read his posts when you think of it that way.

[Harry Potter]

 

[missioncontrol]

I have to go back to work tonight

[c64rulez]

Ok, I just wasted 20 minutes reading through this whole list of posts and the one thing that I keep coming back to is that c64 is a computer. Seriously, half the time, the responses have very little to nothing to do with what they are responding to. The broken engrish, the defensiveness, he's a computer program written to make observations and make statements about them. At least it makes it easier to read his posts when you think of it that way.

Could you do yourself and the rest of the world a favour ?
Go and waste another 1,283,987,283 minutes reading all the other posts, and then come back with your analysis.
I promise we'll all wait.
see ya

[More Cowbell]

Ok, I just wasted 20 minutes reading through this whole list of posts and the one thing that I keep coming back to is that c64 is a computer. Seriously, half the time, the responses have very little to nothing to do with what they are responding to. The broken engrish, the defensiveness, he's a computer program written to make observations and make statements about them. At least it makes it easier to read his posts when you think of it that way.

Could you do yourself and the rest of the world a favour ?
Go and waste another 1,283,987,283 minutes reading all the other posts, and then come back with your analysis.
I promise we'll all wait.
see ya

Hahaha Computers crack me up.  Say something else. This is like in Wargames where Matthew Broderick hooks up the speaker so you can hear the computer talk.

[DrewKaree]

I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that

[c64rulez]

Well, since you're back so fast I can only assume (at least my CPU says so) that it is you in fact which is a K-O-M-P-U-T-E-E-R, otherwise I find it hard to imagine how could you read all of them in a jiffy.

And More Cowbell, I am your father

Oh, and dave's dead. MC said so

[More Cowbell]

Well, since you're back so fast I can only assume (at least my CPU says so) that it is you in fact which is a K-O-M-P-U-T-E-E-R, otherwise I find it hard to imagine how could you read all of them in a jiffy.

And More Cowbell, I am your father

Oh, and dave's dead. MC said so

Look, I'm a computer.
Hey look, a golfball.
Guess what, that's what!
And another thing, wizzle wuzzle.

[Jabba]

This thread is a real waste of time (and skin!)

[missioncontrol]

I hope I havn't missed anything

[c64rulez]

Well, since you're back so fast I can only assume (at least my CPU says so) that it is you in fact which is a K-O-M-P-U-T-E-E-R, otherwise I find it hard to imagine how could you read all of them in a jiffy.

And More Cowbell, I am your father

Oh, and dave's dead. MC said so

Look, I'm a computer.
Hey look, a golfball.
Guess what, that's what!
And another thing, wizzle wuzzle.

 
Only one dumba$$ per thread
You are kindly requested to leave and stupify another
LDX #FFA0,8
STX #FFA4
oops, I guess I have a JMP $FCE2 fever

[AC.]

Ok, I just wasted 20 minutes reading through this whole list of posts and the one thing that I keep coming back to is that c64 is a computer. Seriously, half the time, the responses have very little to nothing to do with what they are responding to. The broken engrish, the defensiveness, he's a computer program written to make observations and make statements about them. At least it makes it easier to read his posts when you think of it that way.

That is a good observation.  I like it, makes sense.

"What would you like to speak about today?"
 - I have a problem with rampant alcoholism.
"What is your problem with *rampant alcoholism* ?"

[missioncontrol]

Ok, I just wasted 20 minutes reading through this whole list of posts and the one thing that I keep coming back to is that c64 is a computer. Seriously, half the time, the responses have very little to nothing to do with what they are responding to. The broken engrish, the defensiveness, he's a computer program written to make observations and make statements about them. At least it makes it easier to read his posts when you think of it that way.

that's 20 minutes of your life you'll never get back......



first rule of EE read last 3 post then post....

[c64rulez]

But it takes one to know one.
He'll just go "insufficient data, cannot process"
So, every post in a thread for him. Poor thing

[DrewKaree]

But it takes one to know one

You sir, are glue, whilst he is rubber. 

[c64rulez]

Once knew this guy who tried to glue a rubber.
Ended up as a woman

[DrewKaree]

Once knew this guy who tried to glue a rubber.

That should disqualify you from so many things I can't begin to start on the list

[c64rulez]

he also got disqualified .
from his manhood

[missioncontrol]

If I were him I'd have kept my mouth shut

[c64rulez]

kinda difficult when you try to peel it off

[missioncontrol]

kinda difficult when you try to peel it off

ouch, I so did not want to read that. I could have lived a hppy life not reading that

[c64rulez]

so did she

[missioncontrol]

I do not like this topic anymore....

[c64rulez]

so does he

[DrewKaree]

so he does or does not like this topic anymore?

Hey lookit over there!

BOOOOOOOBS!

(o)(o)

[missioncontrol]

woot


now boobies is a topic I enjoy.

[c64rulez]

If I were him I'd have kept my mouth shut

How about her boobies ?

[missioncontrol]

[c64rulez]

Thousht so.
Looks like they made an exception regarding that rule at work.
Is it heineken ?

[Stingray]

Thousht so.
Looks like they made an exception regarding that rule at work.
Is it heineken ?

See, this must be some kind of psychotic poetry. I'm just nowhere near hip enough to understand it.

-S

[Harry Potter]

Strangely enough, I understand it. I think I know what the matter is.

When I speak Czech these days, I think in English and translate into Czech. Words are correct but grammar is shite. Not so bad anymore but still bad anough to label me a non-local over there.

Me thinks he's doing the same thing.

[c64rulez]

Nah
Just me cross posting
Cant help it. promise to try

[missioncontrol]

Strangely enough, I understand it. I think I know what the matter is.

When I speak Czech these days, I think in English and translate into Czech. Words are correct but grammar is shite. Not so bad anymore but still bad anough to label me a non-local over there.

Me thinks he's doing the same thing.

fair enough but what's my excuse?

[ChadTower]

Strangely enough, I understand it. I think I know what the matter is.

When I speak Czech these days, I think in English and translate into Czech. Words are correct but grammar is shite. Not so bad anymore but still bad anough to label me a non-local over there.

Me thinks he's doing the same thing.

I do that a lot with Quebecois... think in one language, write or speak in the other, and it alternates which direction I'm going.

[Harry Potter]

One time I was being serious. 

[Harry Potter]

Strangely enough, I understand it. I think I know what the matter is.

When I speak Czech these days, I think in English and translate into Czech. Words are correct but grammar is shite. Not so bad anymore but still bad anough to label me a non-local over there.

Me thinks he's doing the same thing.

fair enough but what's my excuse?

Radioactive waste in your backyard.

[ChadTower]

One time I was being serious.

[missioncontrol]

I do that a lot with Quebecois... think in one language, write or speak in the other, and it alternates which direction I'm going.

is that the same thing as getting your left and right messed up?

[Harry Potter]

One time I was being serious. 

As was I, I do it all the time.  I have a hard time, at times, when I use a phrase which particular language it may be from.  It makes for really weird metaphors and euphemisms sometimes when one cultural concept doesn't translate as well as the words do.

Oh. My apologies then. 

[Harry Potter]

I do that a lot with Quebecois... think in one language, write or speak in the other, and it alternates which direction I'm going.

is that the same thing as getting your left and right messed up?

That just means you should stay out of the cheescake thread. 

[ChadTower]

No, it's more like taking a metaphor that works in one language, makes sense and is known, and using it in another language.  Then people look at you like you just said you'd like to take the decaying moose corpse and drop it on the table.

[Harry Potter]

No, it's more like taking a metaphor that works in one language, makes sense and is known, and using it in another language.  Then people look at you like you just said you'd like to take the decaying moose corpse and drop it on the table.

Oh man. Don't remind me.

A few months ago I was in Prague, not even drunk and said something which seemed to translate well into Czech. Unfortunately I said I like having sexual relations with my mother.

I wish I was joking 

[c64rulez]

No, it's more like taking a metaphor that works in one language, makes sense and is known, and using it in another language. Then people look at you like you just said you'd like to take the decaying moose corpse and drop it on the table.

what's the meta for anyway ?

[ChadTower]

what's the meta for anyway ?

You make my foot twitch.

[c64rulez]

I take it you want your decaying table with the chocolate moose, sir ?

[ChadTower]

So, his reading comprehension needs work, but that is true for most people here.

[c64rulez]

No chocolate moose for you tonight.

[ChadTower]

Chocolate is for people who like brown food that is not meat.

[missioncontrol]

chocolate covered meat,  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Stingray]

chocolate covered meat,  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Please tell me the meat is bacon.

-S

[DrewKaree]

One time I was being serious. 

As was I, I do it all the time.  I have a hard time, at times, when I use a phrase which particular language it may be from.  It makes for really weird metaphors and euphemisms sometimes when one cultural concept doesn't translate as well as the words do.

Like gunt.  I remember thinking "that's definitely not a typo, I wonder what that means".

I also remember laughing so hard I almost had to find a back porch to pee on

[missioncontrol]

chocolate covered meat,

[c64rulez]

So, his reading comprehension needs work, but that is true for most people here.

Here, you can make some yourself with this ingenious invention

[Stingray]

What's a gunt?

-S

[ChadTower]

Don't make someone post that woman at the bus stop again.

[missioncontrol]

hey you know she's missing from our Seph's mom thread.......

[DrewKaree]

Don't make someone post that woman at the bus stop again.

  Stingray's pushing everybody's luck

[missioncontrol]

she don't scare us anymore, we have a whole thread that makes her almost look decent..........

[DrewKaree]

she don't scare us anymore, we have a whole thread that makes her almost look decent..........

That's because she hasn't posed for that thread.

Go ahead, just TRY to get that image out of your head now

[missioncontrol]

hey Drew:

http://www.stingraysmadness.com/EE/viewtopic.php?t=334

I dare you to click that link.........

[DrewKaree]

hey Drew:

http://www.stingraysmadness.com/EE/viewtopic.php?t=334

I dare you to click that link.........

Shows what you know.  I already checked it out, but was unable to type due to the puke on my keyboard making it impossible to press some of the keys hard enought to register a reply.

And you still can't get "Bus Stop Woman In A Bikini" outta yer head cuz now you're silently saying to yerself "yeah, that's it baybee, take that mumu off and let's get freaky"

[missioncontrol]

excuse me whilst I puke

[Stingray]

...take that mumu off and let's get freaky

Hey, that's Bosss7's favorite pick up line.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Hey, that's Bosss7's favorite pick up line.

-S

Where do you think I got it from?  Still makes me shiver and cry, but the doctors said with enough Jagermeister "medication", that'll subside