The only thing that would motivate me more would be if it were full of beer and strippers.
-S
So you lied about your love for bacon then, because any bacon-lover worth a darn would have the strippers outfitted with bacon bikini's.
In a former job-life, I used to rent trailers, and I've got a buddy who happens to own a trailer rental yard. You probably can't get a temporary hitch for that thing, but you should be okay with U-haul's smallest trailer (which should fit a cab or pin, but DON'T do the ass-fault removal with it). He said he believes most of their trailers are all-metal, making them heavier than most of his, but with the small amount of weight you're talking about, you should be fine.